And now a late weekend edition of “Secret Thoughts”:
Mr. Ritter: “I’d go see how my son is for myself, but this ‘doctor’ is freaking me out. The last time I saw a lady who looked like this, her head came apart and Arnold Schwarzenneger was inside.”
Mrs. Ritter: “Damnit, his hairpiece is talking again. I hope that lady’s head doesn’t blow up.”
Bill: “If chopping off one of my legs will make me that much more successful at sports, imagine what hacking off the rest of them will do…Stormy, bring me an axe! I want to be MVP of the quadriplegic Superbowl!”
Stormy: [SUPER GAY THOUGHTS have been censored by the Association of Americans for Decency in Secret Comic Thoughts.]
What happened to Dr. Hibbard?
Comment by Scott de B. — December 10, 2006 @ 7:14 pm
Bill’s relentlessly sunny attitude brings to mind the Black Knight in “Monty Python and the Holy Grail.” I still say he’s in denial, and will plunge into a pit of despair as soon as Stormy leaves the room.
And Stormy… get control of that roaming hand!
Comment by johnw — December 10, 2006 @ 8:14 pm
Panel one: So Jabba the Hut became a doctor after Star Wars ended?
Panel three: Just a question of physics here… if Bill has one leg and he kicks some Paralympic tail, wouldn’t he fall over? I mean, I’ve seen the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and it just doesn’t look all that easy.
Comment by Tim Goral — December 10, 2006 @ 8:29 pm
Bill failed to mention that he also had forehead reduction surgery between the second and third panels. This guy is an ace at recovery!
Comment by JanB — December 11, 2006 @ 6:07 am
Does anyone else see a disembodied robot head beside Bill’s bed in panal three?
Comment by Telamon — November 15, 2007 @ 2:16 pm