This Week in Milford

May 26, 2007

KAZ-BOT’s hero

Filed under: kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 12:30 pm

Jason has left the safe confines of the blog-o-sphere in order to go interact with other humans face-to-face for a few days. In his absence the automatic Gil Thorp blogging robot KAZ-BOT will be filling in!

Many have asked the important question: Who is KAZ-BOT’s hero?

This guy.

5 Comments »

  1. Suddenly, Brynna runs onto the field. “Screw that Negro League stuff, Ms. Ducey, we’ve got a real story! Our coach is dying of cancer! And we’re having a bake sale to find a cure! Neat, huh?”

    Big spread in the Sunday Star: “Tragedy Strikes Mudlarks”

    Also, it’s about time Mike Bouchard got some props, having lost a run for the US Senate last year in the Democratic landslide. I dunno how he went from Republican officeholder to Senate candidate and then back to high school, though. Probably some of that Yoda Clambake magic. (Speaking of which, is that a horribly misshapen finger on his left hand, or has he taped a carrot to his knuckle for some incomprehensible reason?)

    Comment by johnw — May 26, 2007 @ 6:54 pm

  2. Much like Wu-Tang, Clambake is about the children.

    I like how pissed off Mike is in panel 1 when that bitch of a reporter has the NERVE to pay attention to someone other than him, but once Clambake brings the conversation back to its proper topic (Mike MOTHERFUCKING Bouchard) he’s all smiles.

    Comment by Doc Gooden — May 26, 2007 @ 9:12 pm

  3. Good Grief! By the third panel he’s morphed into a pencil neck!

    “You see if you take a pencil that won’t hold lead,
    Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head,
    Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks,
    You got yourself a grit eatin’, pencil neck geek.

    (Pencil Neck Geek by Fred Blassie)

    Comment by Elmo — May 27, 2007 @ 3:34 am

  4. I hope these (interminable) story lines end with Clamback healing Mili of cancner in her “lady parts” through the healing touch of his Claw Hand.

    Comment by Tracer Bullet — May 27, 2007 @ 8:39 pm

  5. I hope that these (interminable) story lines end with Clamback revealed as a 37-year-old, white, transexual with a very strange fantasy life.

    Comment by Laura Jane — May 28, 2007 @ 5:37 am


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