Panel 1: Being a disgrace to that uniform is really, really sad.
Panel 2: And there’s not even numbers on these crappy uniforms. How did Curley-Horse foul out if they didn’t know what number he was? Oh that’s right: The spit-curl so large that it’s visible from behind.
Panel 3: Dick Van Dyke returns as Gil, to face off against Desi Arnaz in an epic battle of classic sitcom wackiness! So what’s the most shocking possible question you could ask Ricky Ricardo? Why his shoe size of course…! I feel shocked.
Um, what?
Yeah, so this appears to be another one of Neo-Gil’s half-baked plans, where he tries to teach someone a lesson in two panels. Last time, at least it involved Marty Moon death threats. This time it will probably be something cheesy and idiotic, like “Gosh Andrew has awfully big shoes to fill, why don’t you let him fill his own shoes with whatever kids fill shoes with these days, rather than having to live up to your lofty expectations, you verbally abusive deadbeat dad. Now excuse me while I run the hell away before you club me to death with those size 15 army boots.”
