“Decide yet how you’re going to punish the readers?”
“By not yelling at Andrew, or doing anything dramatic as a follow-up to my noggin floggin’. Instead I’ll passively-aggressively ignore him, in favor of semi-mulleted awful QB-turned pitcher Charles Bloom.”
“OK, well while you subject them to some slightly weird-looking sports action, they’ll just have to reminisce on your best moment in recent memory. Then watch it on TV looped forever!”
“Sorry, what? I was busy trying to figure why this giant door was placed in the middle of the room.”
“Oh, it’s because it’s your stunt double.”
“Great, I’ll let it fill in for me the next few months. Off to PUB!”








I think this is the clearest shot of Kaz’s earring that we’ve gotten under the Chief Whigham regime.
Comment by Sourbelly — April 14, 2009 @ 2:20 pm
Charles Bloom is a deceptive pitcher — his fastball travels only 2 mph!
Comment by Scott de B. — April 14, 2009 @ 2:21 pm
LOL was thinkiong the same thing Sorbelly.
I agree Jason, Gil is off to PUB and will have amnesia for the next four months.
Comment by Regina — April 14, 2009 @ 2:44 pm
Charlie did not throw that ball. it is clearly bobbing by aimlessly, not even thinking about going to home.
Comment by Emily — April 14, 2009 @ 2:56 pm
It kinda looks like the pitcher has a big handle attached to his back. Which means the pitcher kinda looks like…a pitcher.
Comment by dennyh — April 14, 2009 @ 4:13 pm
Nah, I still think he looks like a belly-itcher.
Comment by jules — April 14, 2009 @ 4:50 pm
Was Andrew off to the side somewhere just hitting balls into the playing field?
Like dropping rocks off an overpass?
Comment by dale — April 14, 2009 @ 4:54 pm
At least Rubin reminded us what a D**khead Gil actually is, as a Coach. (As a man too.)
And YAY Chief! Kaz’s earring is back!
Comment by Gil'sBarber — April 14, 2009 @ 5:08 pm
BTW, gotta feel sorry for Mimi – even though she had multiple orgasms watching Hubby get konked on the head on TV, the D**khead still lives. Only to continue to make her life miser…. oh,
I gotta stop now.
Comment by Gil'sBarber — April 14, 2009 @ 5:12 pm
WordPress got bonked on the head and confused me with Mary Worth scammer Ted Confey and I was being put in SPAM (sorta like GIL disappearing to PUB).
Anyway, now that I’m back from purgatory and just have one comment about panel two: WHAT THE HELL?
Comment by Regina — April 14, 2009 @ 7:31 pm
Yes … Diehl’s double… obviously he is very fast since the ball is coming from the 3rd baseman!!!
Comment by El Lumpbo — April 14, 2009 @ 7:33 pm