“So, Narc…don’t narc on us.”
“Um, OK.”
Later…
“So Narc, what did you see?”
“Nothing, Coach. I want to be a great Narc, but I was too much of a pansy to go downstairs when I heard rowdiness occurring.”
“Can you describe the rowdiness, Narc?”
“Sure Coach. It sounded like teenagers opening a liquor cabinet and ‘fooling around’ with the liquor bottles.”
“Fooling around?”
“Uh, yeah. So like waving them around I guess. And taking pictures to post on their Facebook accounts.”
“You heard all that? Did you hear drinking?”
“Yeah, but I couldn’t tell whether it was alcohol being drunk, or tasty Generic Cola. Sorry.”
“What kind of narc are you? Can you at least tell me if they were fooling around with top-shelf booze? I need to know if I should make a visit to the Corman household.”
“Well, I did hear Vedka Vodka being fooled around with.”
“Don’t you mean Svedka?”
“No Vedka! From the makers of Nutboys, it’s shitty vodka! It tastes like gasoline…or so I’ve heard.”
“Eh, good enough for me. Time to make another patented Gil house call! Thanks for ratting out your friends, Narc.”
“Don’t worry, I don’t have any friends.”
Gil is just mad becuase he couldn’t get in on all this drinkin’. Bring on the Georgi, Shemp!
Comment by Regina — May 21, 2009 @ 7:41 am
They were at Roger Corman’s house? Were they drinking Svedka vodka and watching crappy horror films?
Comment by Regina — May 21, 2009 @ 7:42 am
Of course, if Narc haad been really interested in his teammates’ welfare, he would’ve called the cops to stop that boozefest when he saw the bottles being picked up. Those kids probably started driving drunk, putting cherry bombs in other people’s mailboxes, and profiling.
Comment by Doug Puthoff — May 21, 2009 @ 7:52 am
And putting tires around flagpoles.
Comment by Scott de B. — May 21, 2009 @ 7:58 am
And running around with chainsaws cutting off their life partner’s leg.
Comment by Regina — May 21, 2009 @ 8:00 am
…and dumping trash on their coach’s front lawn like in “All the Right Moves”
Comment by Rex Kwan Do — May 21, 2009 @ 9:24 am
…and spraying graffiti on rocks.
Comment by Sourbelly — May 21, 2009 @ 9:35 am
…and putting little kids up in trees.
Comment by Gil'sBarber — May 21, 2009 @ 9:48 am
… and having unprotected sex
Comment by gil fanski — May 21, 2009 @ 10:09 am
BTW, looks to me like the giant freak hands were the ones fooling around with the booze – not the players.
Comment by gil fanski — May 21, 2009 @ 10:13 am
and cow tipping…then unprotected sex
Comment by knoxy — May 21, 2009 @ 10:13 am
…with the cows
Comment by Satchel Paige — May 21, 2009 @ 11:03 am
Gil: Enough about the booze…. did any of the girls get naked! and whose facebook site are those pictures on.
Narc: Gee coach…I left because I can not look at naked women until I am married. Molly did try to hold my hand… does that count?
Gil: You are pathetic… you know that right!
Narc: Yup
Comment by el lumpbo — May 21, 2009 @ 11:37 am
#2: Let me get this straight. You read Gil Thorp avidly, yet you consider Corman’s flicks “crappy”? Yeah, right, whatever.
Comment by mister beautiful — May 21, 2009 @ 6:26 pm
The mystery of what in the hell was going in the basement is wrapped up. It seems a very large game of spin the bottle broke out. No wonder Narc wanted to leave with Molly.
Now we can focus on the baseball play downs. Wait, are we still playing baseball?
Comment by bevo — May 21, 2009 @ 6:31 pm
Mr. Beautiful, I meant it in a funny way…I love Roger Corman’s films, especially when they were snarked on by the MST 3K gang.
Comment by Regina — May 21, 2009 @ 7:02 pm
Weak story.
Last time Gil had to deal with a party that involved alcohol he had to take in a pregnant teen who had a crush on him. Now that, was a story.
Comment by billytheskink — May 22, 2009 @ 7:08 am
Playdowns? Are you kidding me? Playdowns?
Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — May 22, 2009 @ 9:06 am
Vedka Vodka: it’s shitty!
And no, we are not kidding Don.
Comment by Gil'sBarber — May 22, 2009 @ 10:57 am
Don… ALWAYS a CLASSIC! Miller Lite for Everybody!
Comment by el lumpbo — May 22, 2009 @ 12:30 pm
Note to self: put recessed lighting in the liquor cabinet.
Comment by Ned Ryerson — May 22, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
Haha…I don’t really have a liquor cabinet, but there might be two Bud Lights in the crisper in the fridge. (Stay away Gil. Also, please reconsider using a screenshot of Shrimp Gumbo’s Facebook page as your desktop wallpaper.)
Comment by Ned Ryerson — May 22, 2009 @ 1:55 pm
Wedka vodka courtesy of WDIG and Marty Moon.
Comment by Sgt. Saunders — May 22, 2009 @ 2:16 pm
In the 5/23 strip we see move of that Shemp Dumbo hilarious sense of humor!
Comment by Bobby Joe — May 22, 2009 @ 10:59 pm
[...] some Vedka Vodka bottles. We’re gonna run down those little punks and sodomize ‘em with a liquor bottle [...]
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