7/14/09
Who is showing far too much effort here?
Gil, for flying out the door in skin-tight crotch-pants and dramatically pointing? Nah, he’s just working on Jack Daniels power…He’s not even sure if he heard a car starting down the road.
Chief Lind, for showing up personally on Gil’s vandalism call? Nah, he has nothing to do now that professional criminal is behind bars. That, and he’s the only cop in town.
Me, for writing more than one sentence about this comic? Clearly.
7/15/09
I can too!
- Mimi, for never satisfying her womanly needs.
- Chief Lind, for making him drive all the way out here during naptime.
- Ted Pearse, for sticking him with the tab at lunch.
- Chaps Crumbo, suspended for his amateur prankster ways.
- The entire Milford Baseball, Basketball and Football teams, for skipping all their games and practices for the last three years.
- The Larkins, for drinking all their good rum.
- Marty Moon, for drinking all his bad rum.
- His children, pissed off at being locked in the basement for the last several years.
- Elmer Vargas, for tricking him into taking a job in goddamn Kalamazoo.
- Jimmy Hughes, boy retard, for tricking him into attending goddamn Shain Tech.
- Kaz, for not letting him pursue that detective agency he’s always dreamed of.
- Skippy the angry janitor, ’cause he always pees all over the toilet seat.
- Cully Vale, just ’cause he’s the vengeful killing type.
- Clambake, for banishing him out of town when he tried to coach for free.
- Boy in tree, who’s actually just trying to get his attention…He’s stuck in a damned tree for God’s sake!
- Principal Pearl, for never satisfying her womanly needs.
Frankly, I’m surprised all Gil’s windows aren’t broken.
You be brilliant Mr. B., LOL!
Comment by SemperFi4Evr — July 15, 2009 @ 5:39 am
7/14, panel 3: what is the word on Gil’s doormat? “MOE”? Does he have a “SCHMOE” mat, or did he pick up one of those “WELCMOE” mats that Home Depot was selling at a discount the other week?
Comment by Philip — July 15, 2009 @ 5:49 am
7/15 panel three…….who the hell belongs to that hand?
an aside to SemperFi4Evr……….P.I. ‘69 Platoon 1003 HooRah
Comment by knoxy — July 15, 2009 @ 5:56 am
3. knoxy – ‘P. I. 70 Platoon 172. The stories we won’t tell….
Comment by SemperFi4Evr — July 15, 2009 @ 6:09 am
7/15 panel one….I like Mimi’s shoutout to navin Johnson from The Jerk:
It’s these cans!! He hates these cans!!
Comment by Ned Ryerson — July 15, 2009 @ 6:40 am
#3 Was thinking the same thing about that hand…if it’s Mimi, nice manicure…if it’s Gil’s, nice Lee Press-on Nails.
At first, I thought it was Trainer Rick Scott at the door in panel three. Another person who hates Gil: Trainer Rick Scott for using him to do Gil’s dirty work and getting his ass kicked when it should be Gil getting the ass kicking.
The “Moe” welcome mat is the shout-out to the Three Stooges.
The only ones that don’t hate Gil are Hatt and Sack that although they got kicked off the football team, they got Marty Moon’s gig.
Comment by Regina — July 15, 2009 @ 7:18 am
Once again, Mimi’s sporting a “dirty Sanchez” in panel three.
Comment by Regina — July 15, 2009 @ 7:19 am
I’m mad at Gil. His manicure is nicer than mine!
Comment by jules — July 15, 2009 @ 8:18 am
From panel 1 on 7/14–it looks that if Milford ever fields a bowling team–Gil is the man to coach it. Great form–all he is missing is a ball (that’s what Mimi said) Plus he could knock back a few brews at BOWLING ALLEY while he coaches-how convenient.
Comment by PFM — July 15, 2009 @ 8:31 am
I feel Shemp Trumbo re-appearing on the scene in 2-5 days, depending on how much Ted Pease we get in the interim. The real question is how long it takes for Shemp to receive the Kaz-Punch he so richly deserves.
Comment by Steve — July 15, 2009 @ 9:09 am
Strip #2, panel 1: Why do we have to be subjected to Mimi’s butt crack?
Comment by Regina — July 15, 2009 @ 9:15 am
Panel 1 (7/14): Oooooohhhh… Gil Thorp is secretly The Flash.
Comment by El Santo — July 15, 2009 @ 10:21 am
Panel 2 (7/14): No, wait… looking at the proportions of those arms, I’d say he’s more Mr. Fantastic.
Comment by El Santo — July 15, 2009 @ 10:22 am
Eh, Mimi’s got a nice butt. I hope Shep reappears and does get the hell beat out of him. Wonder if his fingerprints are on the ball?
Comment by rembrandt36 — July 15, 2009 @ 10:44 am
It could have been anyone on the baseball team, which he made run til they puked
Comment by gil fanski — July 15, 2009 @ 11:12 am
Gil can’t remember that he just kicked Shep Dumbo off the team LAST WEEK??? And that Shep is the closest thing to a sociopath that Milford has to offer? Methinks Gil spent way too much time at PUB after he (once again) managed his team out of the playdowns and got rid of those goddamn kids.
And El Santo, you were right the firs time: Gil’s pose in 7/14 panel 1 is vintage Flash.
Comment by johnw — July 15, 2009 @ 11:27 am
Is Gil running or did someone photoshop the pool cue out of his hands?
Comment by billytheskink — July 15, 2009 @ 12:02 pm
#11, Regina: Guys are all addicted to crack!
Comment by meathook — July 15, 2009 @ 12:20 pm
Does Chief Lind have hair on the top of his head or not?
Panel #3, 7/14 – No hair.
Panel #1, 7/15 – Tough to tell.
Panel #2, 7/15 – Hair.
Comment by Ian — July 15, 2009 @ 1:25 pm
Also mad at Gil:
Rep. Betty Bright, for sending her letters written while drunk at PUB. Also, for never satisfying her womanly needs.
Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — July 15, 2009 @ 1:59 pm
And now playing the part of Chief Lind…Ernest Borgnine!
Comment by Paul K — July 15, 2009 @ 2:49 pm
Who else besides the ones Jason’s mentioned?
1) Any Milford Sports fan, for the run of crappy seasons Milford has had.
2) Steve Rosen, for not having a storyline of his own.
3) The drummer for what’s-er-name’s-band, who mistook Gil’s House for Coach Kaz’s
4) Some Valley Tech Vandals who a) are upset because their school wasn’t mentioned during basketball and baseball season and/or b) wanted to get fall vandalism started early.
5) Bodean from “Funky Winkerbean,” peed because Batiuk hasn’t used in in at least 17 years.
6) Andrew Gregory, who recorded it and will put it on “YouTube.”
7) Jim Gross, who was trying to throw a knuckleball across home plate.
8) The Whiny catcher who had to catch Jim Gross’s knuckleball.
9) Hadley V. What’s-er-name, that annoying girl with glasses, who did it as a publicity stunt.
10) Tyler Jay who bopped himself in the head with the stick to try to get some sympathy.
11) #10’s mentally farked-up girlfried Brianna.
12) Al Qaida
13) Some right-wing paramilitary group.
14) Dylan What’s-his-name, whom the Chief will suspect because he has a criminal record.
15) A poltergeist.
16) President Obama (whom the Repulicans will blame)
17) Ex-President Bush (whom the Democrats will blame)
18) Jewish People (whom Mel Gibson will blame).
Comment by Doug Puthoff — July 15, 2009 @ 9:20 pm
c’mon Gil’s pose looks like Speed Racer…Go, Speed Racer Go, Speed Racer Go, Speed Racer…Gooooooo
Comment by Rex Kwan Do — July 16, 2009 @ 10:14 am
It can’t be a player Gil coached, they hit the window!
Comment by Ray — July 16, 2009 @ 1:00 pm