9/30/09
10/1/09
OK, so we now know that Duncan is secretly a bad-ass ninja. Which is awesome. But we also now confirm that Robbb is the new King of Douche-Town. If you recall (or even if you don’t), Robbbb spent last spring hanging around with Chump Drumbo and was constantly amused by his awful salt shaker antics. But then Robbbbb realized that he would rather be Supreme Douche rather than just Assistant Douche, and thus turned Chump-bo in for something about a cellphone or something.
Now he drives around like an asshole, then goads other drivers into fights in which he doesn’t participate. And then tries to goad Duncan into even further violence. Douchy indeed! So of recent douches of Milford, which I think would be every main character for the last two years, who do you think is the real king? Robbbbb, Shemp-o? Bryce Larkin? Matt the Hatt? Elmer Vargas? Andrew Gregory? (It’s sad how long this list is. Maybe the Franklin Mint should come out with a collectible plate series for these guys.)
You dudes have probably discussed this before, but it seems like Double D is some sort of straight edge born agian Christain or something. SOmething happened to his brother (my bet is a drunken car crash) and we’ll find out about it soon.
Comment by Ennui Willie Keeler — October 1, 2009 @ 5:47 am
Duncan doesn’t need to hit anyone. He just makes their face start to melt off using his now perfected Indiana Jones-Nazi Face-Melt technique as in panel one of 10-1-09. Maybe that guy’s a member of the Illinois Nazis. Illinois Nazis! I hate Illinois Nazis! (That’s my Blues Bros. reference for the day!)
Comment by Jack Mehoff — October 1, 2009 @ 6:15 am
No, Duncan is actually the brother of Bruce Banner. Don’t make him angry — you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
Comment by Scott de B. — October 1, 2009 @ 6:28 am
Matt the Hat is still the supreme DB. Locally, someone wearing a similar hat was teased about it and got knifed in the subsequent brawl.
Comment by Elmo — October 1, 2009 @ 6:41 am
How about Jamarr, aka the ghost? Is he not a DB? or just a tool…..
Comment by rowdyman — October 1, 2009 @ 6:57 am
DuncanDouchesan… show me wax the car! Hei… Look eye… always look eye!
Comment by el lumpbo — October 1, 2009 @ 7:06 am
If we recall rowdyman, Jabberwockie is the poster child representing “unrepentant toolishness”!
Comment by Rex Kwon Do — October 1, 2009 @ 8:38 am
Shout out to el lumpo……Look eye…always look eye…….LMFAO
Comment by knoxy — October 1, 2009 @ 8:49 am
Is it really that impressive that Duncan can beat up a comics blogger? (No offense, Jason.) Look at the ridiculous form in 9/30′s panel 1. Do you think Josh has even realized that the thumb goes on the outside of the fist?
Comment by Cash — October 1, 2009 @ 9:07 am
Hey Jason, why don’t you print up some collectible baseball cards for these douche-bags? Cool, dude!
Comment by Gil'sBarber — October 1, 2009 @ 9:32 am
LOL Cash!
Comment by Gil'sBarber — October 1, 2009 @ 9:34 am
Gil is always the King of the Douche People.
Comment by Mac Thomason — October 1, 2009 @ 9:47 am
Whatever you do, don’t throw that right fist.
Comment by Freehawk — October 1, 2009 @ 10:02 am
Douche People…. any relation to the Lolipop Guild?
Comment by el lumpbo — October 1, 2009 @ 10:57 am
Duncan probably doesn’t want to violate his probation and go back to prison. He looks like he’s almost 30.
Comment by dale — October 1, 2009 @ 1:16 pm
Nope, I think the biggest DB of all is Gil because he’s too busy knockin’ back Harvey Wallbangers at PUB to worry about what douchery members of his team are getting into.
Comment by Regina — October 1, 2009 @ 1:19 pm
Jason, your and then you snarker’s subsequent [appropriate] references of the feminine cleansing apparatus applied to the myriad of Rubinian cast members delight me immensely. LMAO all o’ youz!
Seems to me Lord Ruby is going to re-heat the Cully Vale character for us in Dumbkin. Wonder if he was play wrestling with his brother… time ‘l tell.
Comment by SemperFi4Evr — October 1, 2009 @ 2:52 pm
Robbbb looks like The Joker in 10/01 panel 3! Dunkin’ is no Boy Wonder!
Comment by milfordian — October 1, 2009 @ 2:54 pm
I’ll throw my support in the DB Olympics behind Elmer Vargas, whom you’ll recall secured a position in Marketing for the Kalamazoo Kings. You may also remember that this position required someone who was bilingual. Finally, you might recall that Elmer had precisely none of the qualifications or experience necessary for this position.
Yeah, that’s King DB right there.
Comment by Emptyeye — October 1, 2009 @ 6:19 pm
Oh, let us know who the guy is already.! I go with DeJong.
Comment by Rob — October 1, 2009 @ 6:56 pm
In panel 2 of October 1, it looks like the jerk shit in his britches& it oak thru his pants–is that not a dark stain on his ass?????
Comment by rowdyman — October 1, 2009 @ 7:06 pm
the head douche has to be mr baskt who uses a travel agent to go to charleston
Comment by mr 12 oz can — October 2, 2009 @ 4:11 am
Ease up, Dunc.
Comment by Ned Ryerson — October 2, 2009 @ 5:05 am
The return of “ease up” is always cause for celebration!
Comment by billytheskink — October 2, 2009 @ 7:02 am
Hey, I just noticed Gil’s Twitter link over on the right! Looks like Gil is twittling at a pace of one twat every four weeks. Ease up, Coach!
Comment by sourbelly — October 2, 2009 @ 9:07 am
Well now the guy goes unnamed. Figures. He’ll probably pop up again during hoops season.
I think Duncan is mad because Chicago didnt get the Olympics in 2016, when this storyline will finally be resolved.
Comment by Rob — October 2, 2009 @ 4:02 pm
I think Duncan is mad cause his name is Duncan.
Comment by Gil'sBarber — October 2, 2009 @ 5:40 pm
And yes sorry to hear about Chicago not getting the Olympics in 2016. It probably didn’t help matters much when the idiots held a rally against it. I always loved the peep in Chi-town when I went there, but it just takes a few bad apples… ya know.
Comment by Gil'sBarber — October 2, 2009 @ 5:43 pm