“I said tell me something useful, not something creepy that proves you’ve been stalking me.”
“C’mon…that is useful. It gives you enough knowledge to know to stay 100 yards from me at all times.”
“I could already tell that by your rank odor.”
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El Creepo has been stalking her since 9th Grade? That was 3 years ago -OMG!
Comment by Gil'sBarber — January 27, 2010 @ 10:39 am
“I’ll tell you another useful thing: I’m on the Milford’s Registered Sex Offender List and I am about to give you a Three Stooges Eye Poke. Pick Two.”
Comment by Regina — January 27, 2010 @ 11:31 am
Creepy? Weird? Welcome to Milford, Luhmy – you’ll fit right in! Have you met “Kid Stuck in a Tree” and “Fat Guy in a Hat Yelling No-o-o-o”?
(I totally love the random amusing panel of the moment, btw.)
Comment by jules — January 27, 2010 @ 11:45 am
Okay, Steve’s dialogue is going way beyond creepy.
“You’re weak with your left hand.” I bet Steve’s got a strong, experienced left hand (thanks to all those after-hours wanking sessions on the library computers), and he can design an intensive program for Cassie’s left hand.
“You stopped growing in the ninth grade.” Prepubescent and boyish. Just the way I like ‘em.
“You feel like you’re half a step behind.” Innocent in the ways of the world and ripe for, ahem, instruction.
In the unseen panel four, Steve breaks into song: “Let me be your father figure, put your tiny hand in mine…”
Comment by jvwalt — January 27, 2010 @ 12:04 pm
#2 Regina: “Why Soinenly!”
Comment by semperfi4evr — January 27, 2010 @ 12:24 pm
I wish the strip authors would be like Gary Trudeau & rearrange the pattern of freckles on Cassie’s face from panel to panel…
Comment by rowdyman — January 27, 2010 @ 1:18 pm
Cassie has a nice head bobble in panel 3. Maybe she can get out of Milford, go to New York, and move in with Margo and the girls in Apartment 3-G.
Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — January 27, 2010 @ 2:04 pm
P3-”These are not the droids you’re looking for. You will leave the pizza flipper for me.”
Comment by DieClambakeDie — January 27, 2010 @ 3:18 pm
I should be a coach in this strip – I was a busboy too. Way to go Cassie! Finally a character who thinks like us. Who has no use for Steve’s ‘instruction’. Someone we can all cheer for.
Comment by Rob — January 27, 2010 @ 5:34 pm
Can the management of this blog pull out some old strips from the archives that show us what Steve Luhn was like when he was a student? (2006?)
Thanks
Comment by David Black — January 29, 2010 @ 9:27 pm