What? Cassie’s gone missing and we need some useless ancillary character to drive to her house and see if she’s there? How about Coach Shaw? No, sorry, he’s busy driving around looking for the panel two background. How about we send Gil? He’s not all that drunk yet…
Meanwhile, Steve remembers Cassie left her backpack in his unibomber-style shack…the one where he stores his wrecking balls. (What he doesn’t realize is that she left it there on purpose. Who would want a backpack with a giant “M”* on it?)
…and the twist is, snoopy Steve discovers…PAPER!
Stay tuned to see if anything comes of this. But don’t hold your breath.
*The “M”, of course, stands for “monogram”.









Wow -I’m first?? I really think Cassie eloped with pizza flipper. But doesnt she still need a justice of the peace? Can Marty swear them in? Wait – he’s at the game. At least its not with Steve. But I’ll believe anything at this point. Stay tuned, as always.
Comment by Rob — March 19, 2010 @ 6:31 pm
will gil arrive the same time as cassies aunt doing the drivebuys.this could be good but knowing rubin he will probably show marty moon and some lame basketball action tomm
Comment by mr 12 oz can — March 19, 2010 @ 6:52 pm
It’s good that Steve makes a mental note to himself that he doesn’t really expect to find Cassie inside the backpack. Yet even this stoic level headed lad loses his composure at the shoking contents of that note. Oh my God, what could it say?
Comment by mister beautiful — March 19, 2010 @ 7:23 pm
Not only is Steve a complete douche, he’s also a complete busybody. The note says that she had given Steve roofies the other night and they were married while he was unconcious. Also she made a pie for him with her hair. (A joke from Family Guy when Meg was stalking Brian.)
Comment by Regina — March 19, 2010 @ 7:43 pm
Steve’s on the case. He’s got Gil’s back and maybe the aunts.
Comment by Gray — March 19, 2010 @ 9:20 pm
Suicide note or some piece of crap she has to memorize for English Lit.?
Comment by dale — March 19, 2010 @ 9:32 pm
“What the – holy smokes!” In this history paper, Cassie has written that Lake Titicaca is in Asia. I must find her to correct this mistake – I was a geography minor at State!
Comment by milfordian! — March 20, 2010 @ 3:37 am
Sometimes conflict … is good.
Comment by Gray — March 20, 2010 @ 5:57 am
“It’s not like I’ll find Cassie in here … but Rubin finally realized this plot flatlined back in February, so now he’s going to have me wave a shocking piece of paper, and hope there’s enough readers left to notice!”
Comment by Philip — March 20, 2010 @ 6:31 am
Well we all know what the note says but is there a little pizza in the oven?
Comment by DieClambakeDie — March 22, 2010 @ 5:56 am
I think Cassie is having second thoughts and she left that backpack on purpose knowing Steve Luhm would find it and intervene, with the help of the Thorps. This poor young girl needs help.
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