12/23/10
Thanks fair readers, for keeping the commentary going, despite my delinquency in posting about an exciting “Ease up!” sighting. Not much else to add, except I find Cortez’s guess of “Ease up!” a rather lousy choice in the game of hangman. Because c’mon…there’s no space in “_ _ _ _ _ _” So what’s a filthy, filthy word of six letters? Why N U T B O Y of course!
12/24/10
Christ almighty! Cortez “Horace Grant” Ponce de Leon Vespucci has discovered the lord. It’s a miracle he discovered anything wandering around the school blind a bat with a rubber hand as his only guide. And now he’s here to see if he can release Gil from the tight grip of Satan. Good luck with that kid…the guy reading the racing form and drinking out of his baseball trophy flask at 9:30 in the morning is unlikely to give up more than one or two of his favorite deadly sins just ’cause you found his office without the benefit of eyeballs.
Stay tuned for the Thorp Family Christmas card. This year will there be even fewer than zero children?
Nut Boys! They’re _ _ _ _ _ _ !!
Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — December 24, 2010 @ 5:52 pm
What high school kid wears a hat like that?? And is school in session the day before Christmas as well? He looks like a smaller version of Juaquan ‘The Don’ Case from 2004, eh?
Comment by Rob — December 24, 2010 @ 8:00 pm
Chico Marx called Cortez. He wants his hat back.
Comment by Regina — December 24, 2010 @ 10:41 pm
Another Christmas and Gil’s kids are missing. I am convinced they were given to Mr. Bakst.
Comment by Regina — December 25, 2010 @ 7:38 am
Lini fell in a well, and nobody cared.
That would be funny, deep, and lyrical.
Comment by dale — December 25, 2010 @ 6:41 pm
What are those scribbles on Gil’s calendar? It looks like he was too drunk to make it legible or even keep it confined to one day.
I hope Cortez’s role is confined to getting Gil to go caroling and then we never hear from him again. That is unless his religous zeal goes into some extreme place like he’s part of that church that protests the funerals of soldiers because they think God hates gay people. (I don’t get the connection either.) That would set up some interesting conflicts with Lini.
Comment by DieClambakeDie — December 25, 2010 @ 9:45 pm
I’m pretty sure that with creative spelling you can get
GODDAM or JEESUS into those six letters. After all, no one in Milford cares about spelling.
Comment by Don — December 26, 2010 @ 6:36 am
[...] variety of non-word word balloons lately, aren’t we? Only two days after Micah Huang’s Wheel of Fortune clue balloon vulgarity, we get who I seem to recall might possibly be Traceeeee(?) spouting a singular(?) question(?) [...]
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