3/18/11
Wow, secondary eyeball explosion. Somebody better page Steve Luhm. Meanwhile, looks like Kayla is too smart for Gil Jr. Parker. But he stares soulfully at us as he tells us about his broken heart. Tell it to the judge, Parker Bowen Can’t Loose Flattop Dipstick.
3/19/11
What’s this? Cortez the Killer Beecher Stowe Abdul Jabbar is happening by the room with the hooks (and those things on the floor) just in time for the poking of Parker and he issues a CHILL command. He’s about to drop some knowledge folks! We’ll wait until Monday for the BIG REVEAL!
Sorry if I can’t work myself into a speculative fervor over these developments. All the Mudlarks out there have been doing yeoman’s work sorting through this swamp of a “mystery” plot and have been covering the “what the hell is going on here” angle quite well in the comments. I, in the meantime am fascinated by Kayla’s magical bracelets, which remain carefully positioned and neatly spaced even as she raises his arm to poking angle.
3/18 P3: What Gil Jr. is really pissed about, is only having 3 teeth. Two small ones, and one monster tooth.
Comment by MrBasktsBoyToy — March 19, 2011 @ 7:32 am
What’s Cortez the Killer wearing? A letterman’s sweater with a clerical collar?
Comment by delvaldawg — March 19, 2011 @ 8:10 am
Everybody chill? No. Ease up, friend? Yes!
Is there an epidemic of exploding eyeballs in Milford?
Comment by bevo — March 19, 2011 @ 9:12 am
Actually, if I recall, Lini just validated her decision to dump you by saying you’d get over it. That’s not quite the same thing as “breaking your heart is okay” even though it seems like it to you.
Comment by The Ridger — March 19, 2011 @ 9:44 am
Logically speaking, here’s what Cortez should do to save the team from being torn apart by this scandal: Tell Kayla to keep her mouth shut and tell Parker to quietly shut down the website and never speak of it again. Then the Mudlarks can prance merrily through the playdowns (starting some time in May) without disruption.
That would be logical. So it won’t happen.
Comment by sourbelly — March 19, 2011 @ 10:03 am
Chill! Can it! Check it! Count it! Bonk! HRONK!
Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — March 19, 2011 @ 12:06 pm
This whole scenario reminds me of the skinny kid who got sand kicked in his face at the beach by a bully.
After Lini has his face/rep trashed , The Charles (Atlas) Cortez method “made a real man of him”.
Comment by exmiscellanea — March 19, 2011 @ 2:18 pm
wow cortez has spider sense i wonder if he will tell kayla she is a fine white momma and want to come to his crib to drink some yac
Comment by mr120zcan — March 19, 2011 @ 2:54 pm
Monday, Cortez will say to Kayla: Don’t tell Parker, it was me who did the website. It was my way of diverting the truth of my love for Lini. I’ll take it down now. And I will apologize to Lini, and tell him how I really feel. Then we’ll be off to the playdowns!
Comment by Moon Mullins — March 19, 2011 @ 4:21 pm
Playdowns?! Are you kidding me?! Playdowns?!
Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — March 19, 2011 @ 4:39 pm
I always thought “playdowns” was a euphemism for something.
Comment by J.D. Springer — March 19, 2011 @ 8:08 pm
I’m hoping Cortez the killer goes all Ike Turner on Kayla and hangs her on one of those hooks in the locker room/kitchen.
As for Cortez’ “clerical” outfit, I think he’s trying to bring the Nehru suit back into style. Now chill!
Comment by Regina — March 20, 2011 @ 10:48 am
Nobody’s pointed this out yet, so I will. Cortez is shown with TWO exploding eyeballs (one right, one left) AND motion lines. To complete the picture, there is a fleeting resemblance to that old fraud C______e in the second drawing. It is transparent that Whigrub thinks that what Cortez says next will (bring about justice/save the situation/start baseball) but I can’t see how. Somehow they have to shut down Parker, conceal this from Lini, and make this all hold up through the play-acrosses. Can anybody think of a conspiracy involving this many people which could keep a secret for that long? While it might be more satisfying to just let Kayla knee Parker in the balls, there’s a definite lack of alternatives.
Comment by vaganova — March 20, 2011 @ 3:52 pm
Here’s a Milford mystery: Why is Cortez Beecher wearing Marjie Ducey’s glasses? Did he make off with her raspberry beret, too?
Hronk if you’re ready for the playdowns.
Comment by Dood — March 20, 2011 @ 6:28 pm
3/21: Cortez goes upside Parker’s head. Bonk!
Comment by delvaldawg — March 21, 2011 @ 7:05 am
“I’m not slandering Lini one bit… I’m libeling him.”
Comment by billytheskink — March 21, 2011 @ 7:15 am
14. Dood – love the raspberry beret reference and I’m a hronkin’!
Let’s party like it’s 1999!
Count it!
Comment by Gil'sBarber — March 21, 2011 @ 8:50 pm