“Looks like we’re 0-for-picking-up-girls, Micah.”
“I wonder if walking arm in arm is hurting our chances?”
“Nah, at least they know I’m the pretty one. You look like you’ve been beaten with a shovel.”
“Speaking of ugly-ass dudes, check out that guy on stage…Isn’t he on the girl’s softball team? He’s says he’s gonna play some Nancy Griffith…my favorite McDonald’s character!”
“You’re thinking of Grimace.”
“Oh, right I mean my favorite crazy CNN host!”
“That’s Nancy Grace.”
“Wait, that chick with the D-List Show?”
“You mean Kathy Griffin.”
“Oh, the TV game show producer guy?”
“Merv Griffin.”
“Wait, the fighter?”
“You mean Marvelous Marvin Hagler?”
“Awesome, he’s gonna play boxer songs!”
“Micah, who needs girls? Kiss me, you lovably hideous moron.”
Who’s Hazelnut Mocha Latte? Is that Hobart’s daughter?
Why can’t Al-Jo come back with some Marjie Ducey (rocking the beret, of course)?
Will young Micah Huang ever get, ahem?
Comment by Dood — April 22, 2011 @ 8:25 am
Look at the background of panel 1: twin moons!!!! Finally, proof positive that “Gil Thorp” takes place on another planet.
Also, guys, if you’re trying to up your manhood profile, you probably shouldn’t order hazelnut mocha lattes in public. Better plan: Head for the Swifti-Mart and give a hobo five bucks to buy you some beer.
Comment by John S. Walters — April 22, 2011 @ 9:30 am
Nothing says “Chick Magnet” like a Green Lantern t-shirt.
Comment by exmiscellanea — April 22, 2011 @ 10:15 am
This next one goes out to everyone at This Week in Milford …
Comment by Dood — April 22, 2011 @ 12:00 pm
Love all that long blond hair, but gonna have an issue with playing without it getting in the way at the wrong moment (sneak preview!) and costing a game and playdown spot. Would be so Milford.
Comment by Rob — April 22, 2011 @ 2:37 pm
I’m sticking with the “Alison” in Alison Joan as being for Howard Stern’s first wife ’cause that sure looks like a blond Stern playing the guitar in panel 3.
Comment by delvaldawg — April 22, 2011 @ 5:52 pm
Nanci Griffith?! She’s the folkabilly Carole King! Check it! Count it! Bonk! HRONK! Ease up, Hobart!
Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — April 22, 2011 @ 6:07 pm
Mocha hazelnutta latte! Creole Lady Marmalade!
Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — April 22, 2011 @ 6:11 pm
its garth from waynes world on guitar and can she really be playing at the coffee cunt or am i seeing things.OH MY
Comment by mr120zcan — April 23, 2011 @ 6:09 am
Party on, Wayne.
Comment by Dood — April 23, 2011 @ 6:18 am
Al-Jo is hot. Who gets to nail her?
Comment by Elmo — April 23, 2011 @ 8:41 am
All the girls are over at Lini’s watching Project Runway
Comment by Clinton — April 23, 2011 @ 10:16 am
Twin moons, hazelnut mocha latte, and a blond softball shortstop playing folkabilly at the Coffee Cunt. If the April 22nd strip does not earn a permanent link on the TWIM homepage I will be terribly disappointed.
Comment by vaganova — April 23, 2011 @ 2:35 pm
Ease up, vaganova!
Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — April 24, 2011 @ 9:12 am