Ming Recommends The Macchiato

4/23/11

Jeff (Karoub, maybe….doesn’t really matter) and Micah Huang are enjoying some Mocha Hazelnut Lattes and swinging to the sweet sounds of Al-Jo James and her songs about the plight of some crap or other. None of this matters. What’s important is that Ming the Merciless is at the Coffee Cantina but due to the weirdness of the mystery object he’s holding, his purpose here is subject to speculation, which is what we do best around here.

So what is Ming holding there? Is he waiting tables there and taking orders? The disinterested couple will have a Venti quad shot, 1 pump Vanilla, 2 sugar in the raw, soy, non-fat, extra dry cappuccino and a quadruple espressinoso super grande light blueberries and cream half-soy full city roast nonfat half-caf organic caramel vanilla iced double-shot macchiato black tea chai foamed shaken sugar-free cinnamon eggnog dolce peppermint gingerbread pumpkin spice latte thrice blended extra hot with three ice cubes hold the whipped cream, one sweet’n low, and one nutrasweet.

Or is Ming  just another patron half listening to Al-Jo singing about coalminers while he surfs of the world’s stupiest smart phone?

Or is Ming a poet who works exclusively with magnetic poetry and limits himself to the same eight words?

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