This Week in Milford

May 27, 2011

The Teflon Boozehound

Filed under: baseball, Boredom in Milford, freak hands, Gil Thorp — jasbeattie @ 2:32 pm

5/26/11

Hmmm, Gil doesn’t give a shit about talk of possible layoffs? Shocker! Then again, if he hasn’t lost his job by never making the playdowns, having weird old men and janitors do his coaching for him, and most recently frequenting bars rife with underage drinking where his assistant physically threatened anybody who looked or smelled funny, it’s not like he’s going to lose his job. EVER.

5/27/11

On the other hand, Plot 37G of the spring indicates Mama Alpo will be getting the axe. Maybe once she’s unemployed, Gil will find her in the gutter and bring her on as a coach.

9 Comments »

  1. Gil’s Rules of Life. Rule #1: “Meh.” Rule #2: See Rule #1.

    Looks like Al-Po is going to invite Jeff out for a little late-night batting practice. Remember, Jeff, just lock in on one hole.

    Comment by John S. Walters — May 27, 2011 @ 4:31 pm

  2. Methinks a Teacher Benefit Concert is in the offing.

    Comment by exmiscellanea — May 27, 2011 @ 5:52 pm

  3. last strip was like ted nugent song dog eat dog but at least the nuge had a good song

    Comment by mr12ozcan — May 27, 2011 @ 9:29 pm

  4. A benefit concert?! I hope Gail Martin shows up! She’s the rock and roll Carole King!

    Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — May 28, 2011 @ 1:19 am

  5. Layoffs? Don’t talk about layoffs. Are you kidding me? Layoffs?

    Richard

    Comment by Richard — May 28, 2011 @ 4:14 am

  6. Maybe the compromise Hobart seeks will be found when Milford athletics cuts its uniform budget and outfits the Mudlarks in knockoff Nudie suits from Slim Chance Collection.

    Comment by delvaldawg — May 28, 2011 @ 6:57 am

  7. @Dood: Congrats to you for COTW on the Fruhlinger parade float.

    Comment by delvaldawg — May 28, 2011 @ 7:12 am

  8. Thanks! Couldn’t have done it without Hobart.

    So, Al-Jo calls Pudge Karoub at 1 in the morning. “Huh, yeah, sure I’m up. Oh, an Ames sandwich? Sure, I’ll be over.”

    Comment by Dood — May 28, 2011 @ 8:25 am

  9. Looks like Al-Po gave Jeff mange – hair falling out, changing color, and growing wild!

    Comment by milfordian — May 29, 2011 @ 12:14 pm


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