This Week in Milford

August 27, 2011

Goodbye Kenny Lark

Filed under: Gil Thorp, Just plain sad — nedryerson @ 3:27 pm

8/25/11

It’s all square, Wilford. Nah, I don’t want to watch. Say Wilford, how about giving me a rub down?

TINK! PLOOK! Right into the tar pit!

8/26/11

Horrible plot, unlikeable character, new low in smug douchery from Gil. What can you do but laugh? Take Molly golfing at the muni (with last year’s golfing asshole) of course.

8/27/11

So Molly didn’t just instantly pick up a complete mastery of golf? Oh well, how ’bout a few Jell-O shots? Aw…too soon?

I guess that’s the end of the crappy summer plot. Wake Marty, cue the bonfire, cut the Ghost down off the locker and get me some of that varsity grade stuff!

18 Comments »

  1. What a tease. I was hoping that “taking Molly golfing at the muni” was a euphemism for something interesting. I should have known better.

    Comment by J.D. Springer — August 27, 2011 @ 3:48 pm

  2. 8/27 panel 3;

    Q- What is wrong with this picture? A- Normal human hand.

    Also, what kind of driving is Molly talking about?

    Comment by dale — August 27, 2011 @ 4:44 pm

  3. Yeesh, I can’t look away from yesterday’s panel one. Look at these two, shaking stumps! I wonder whether they’re bloody stumps; did they lose their hands just now, on the golf course? Did it have something to do with the tinking rake or the plooking tar pit? Inquiring minds want to…no, actually, inquiring minds don’t want to know. They just want to wrap this business up and get the season’s first glimpse of Marty wearing four microphones and the fur coat he stole from Liberace.

    Comment by jules — August 27, 2011 @ 5:25 pm

  4. Tink! Plook! Snoorx. Tang! Slap! Snap! FOOZLE. Krunch! Chud! Skreech! Krak! Say what you will about this summer’s plot, it’s certainly “sounded” interesting. Ha!

    Comment by The Mighty Untrained FOOZLE — August 27, 2011 @ 6:17 pm

  5. 4. So eloquently put Sir! Sigh… another story line’s promise unkept

    Comment by semperfi4evr — August 27, 2011 @ 6:39 pm

  6. Gosh! The Mighty Untrained FOOZLE said everything that can be said. Check it! Count it! Bonk! HRONK!

    Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — August 27, 2011 @ 9:57 pm

  7. Good grief! Does any person or team in this strip ever win anything? Get rid of the Mudlarks name, they should be rechristened the Milford Mediocrities.

    Comment by Moon Mullins — August 27, 2011 @ 10:36 pm

  8. Does this mean Milford football season will actually somewhat coincide actual high school football season? What a shock! At least this story was short enough to put us back on schedule.

    Comment by Tim OShenko — August 28, 2011 @ 6:43 am

  9. why does this old cracker hire gil every summer ? still dont know what his job is .the only way the story would have ended good was if dr scazuzzo came back and pinched mollys ass or popalark came and kicked gils ass for taking all the liquor mommalark is supposley not drinking now check under the couch kenny a quart of prime biglots might be there

    Comment by mr120zcan — August 28, 2011 @ 9:18 am

  10. Mimi’s poolboy: Tink Plook.

    Comment by Dood — August 29, 2011 @ 7:40 am

  11. The next mystery: Will Coach Shaw have the two-a-days sangria ready in time?

    Comment by Dood — August 29, 2011 @ 7:43 am

  12. How often has that 8/26 middle panel shot of Gil been recycled?

    Comment by Dood — August 29, 2011 @ 7:49 am

  13. Dood #12 – A lot, actually. Gil is proud of you for noticing!

    Comment by jules — August 29, 2011 @ 8:08 am

  14. To judge by Kenny’s demeanor, I’d say he’s taking advantage of Mom’s AA membership by dipping into the family wet bar.

    Oh, and Molly — you might play better golf if you TAKE OFF THE DAMNED CADDY APRON.

    Comment by jvwalt — August 29, 2011 @ 9:08 am

  15. Marty must have a lot of things to do to get ready for the football season, such as getting the oil changed on the Pacer, a new coat of varnish for the crate, and checking in with his imaginary employers at WDIG.

    Comment by Dood — August 29, 2011 @ 9:23 am

  16. Watch. By the time school starts, Molly will be charging the Judge Smales crowd $20 bux each to watch her drive while she’s wearing a Coke box bikini.

    Comment by SgtSaunders — August 29, 2011 @ 9:56 am

  17. 8/26 panel #2: looks like LoserLark’s opponent is giving his teammate the ol’ victory goose! Or is picking his wallet…..

    Either way – never trust those Plum Hollow guys!

    Comment by Milfordian — August 29, 2011 @ 10:09 am

  18. Do you think Steve the Disco Referee is in training? You can’t just step on the football field and start windmilling like Pete Townshend and hip-thrusting like Elvis without some preseason practice.

    Comment by Dood — August 29, 2011 @ 10:57 am


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