11/17/11
All right, another loss smashed into one panel along with another injury and the appearance of a cool cart to remove wounded players from the field. (Apparently, the Milford schools aren’t suffering the same financial shortfalls as the schools in the Funky Winkerbeaniverse, where they’re pulling the plug on athletics.) At first, I thought that cart was some kind of John Deere boombox in the foreground.
Taken as a whole, it’s a Dork Dangler Dickishness sandwich.
11/18/11
Now Gil is going to mentor Dirk Dinkly in some good ol’ Dale Carnegie winning friends and influencing people clap trap? Kind of late for that, isn’t Gil? Nobody’s gonna buy it coming from coming from you anyway Gil. You wear your shallow self interest on your sleeve.
I don’t even want to know what Dink is doing back in his man cave, watching ESPN and chatting with Wildcat while sporting weird pants bulges.
11/19/11
And it’s another Sunday in the park with Brody and a couple of Milford leaf peepers. I don’t get it. I mean I get that Brody is supposedly developing an awareness of idiomatic expressions so that he doesn’t always take every word literally, but nothing prepares you for people who just babble incoherently.
Gonna be putting “John Deere Boombox” on my Christmas wish list!!!
11/18 P2: Zeke; “Dale who?”
Gildo “Dale Evans… er no Dale Robertson… no Gail Storm. The point is, a%%lips, I don’t care if you make the kids look bad, I care if I forget to tighten the cap on my flask and the golden juice leaks out.”
Comment by semperfi4evr — November 19, 2011 @ 1:11 pm
The correct expression is “Might as well. I can’t sing or dance and it’s too wet to plow”
Comment by Knoxy — November 19, 2011 @ 2:03 pm
please dont tell me milford will lose every game but the last one where the tard (bad word) hits game winning field goal . i guess rubin has been watching that bad movie RUDY which i have never seen just no its bad. just have wildcat try to get it on with cassie or torrie pines after he drugged them to make this interesting .
Comment by mr12ozcan — November 19, 2011 @ 4:15 pm
Holy crap, is Marty Moon driving the John Deere Injury Cart? I don’t know what’s more astonishing: that he agreed to come out of his box, or that no one noticed he was too sloshed to drive. And who’s calling the game? Has anyone told the listeners that LB Joey Carter hurt a knee? Literally four people are waiting with bated breath to hear the latest about this riveting game, and yet all they hear is dead air…
Oh wait, that’s Evil Spock driving the cart. Marty’s still in his box with half a bottle of Indeterminate Bird Vodka. Carry on!
Comment by jules — November 19, 2011 @ 5:53 pm
Does a stretcher case go on crosswise or do they have another cart?
Never mind. I figured it out.
Two guys ride in back and tow it along like a travois. Head end up, morons.
Comment by Dale — November 21, 2011 @ 10:33 am
I am holding out hope that Clambake will return to expose Deke the Sleeze for what he is. I also hope Brody Alpo finds that snapper he so ernestly seeks.
Comment by sgtsaunders — November 21, 2011 @ 5:56 pm
0-7 – thank god there’s only 2 games left in this death march. We may see Brody play the last game of the season, but I’m cheering for 0-9 – the worst team I’ve ever seen at Milford. Amazing all the sidelights hiding the awful football – the bad kicker, the good kicker who wont play, the blowhole asst. coach, the booster guy, and Gil, who still doesnt know who his kicker is in Week 8!
Comment by Rob — November 21, 2011 @ 7:26 pm