12/19/11
Talking Lunkhead: Hey, for $30, can I get one o’ those tattoos that changes from day to day, like that chick over there has on her arm?
Talking Belt Buckle: Wow, you brought a whole $30? Gee, that’ll cover the overhead.
Talking Wall Art Lady: Hold on, Buckle. This one looks stupid enough to do whatever you say.
Talking Soul Patch: OK then…for $30, Mr. Athlete, you ever hear of a little something called “Balls on balls?”
12/20/11
Based on a complete lack of proper perspective, I’m unclear if the “M is for Moron” tattoo that Parker is sporting can even be seen by his slack-jawed yokel friend. Maybe Cletus is just fascinated by Parker’s wacky, possibly fake $30 head.
Parker had better be careful; that M on his shoulder might make him a target a la Peter Lorre. Of course he hasn’t done anything to make himself a similar target…yet…
Comment by delvaldawg — December 20, 2011 @ 7:51 am
i’d be pretty happy if i had a changing tattoo like that chicks.
Comment by lester — December 20, 2011 @ 8:20 am
I wonder where Gil has his “M” tattooed.
Speaking of carefully drawn and detailed objects, look at the coffee cup with the heart on it on soulpatch’s desk. There’s no such thing as a plain, undecorated coffee cup in Milford-land.
Another good thing: The exit sign in Milford Ink’s shop. How else would dimwit Parker know how to leave? Think he knows yet where the tray return is in the cafeteria?
Comment by Dood — December 20, 2011 @ 9:29 am
I think we have a new word to replace “gents”…”mate”. Is this guy British or just into using totally douchey phrases?
Wow, a “M” how original. I had the same thought as delvaldawg LOL. Maybe he’ll go out and murder Gil’s kids. Oh wait, that’s happened already. I was also thinking the “M” stands for “Marty” because Parker Lewis has a man crush on him.
WHERE THE HELL IS THIS PLOT GOING???? Are we going to find out that numbnuts the tattooer is using dirty needles? Is Gil going t go in one drunken night and get “KAZ” tattooed on his forehead?. This plot is as nowhere as the last plot. I want Cortez to go in and get “Cortez the Killer” tattooed on his chest. Now that’ll make me sit up and take notice, mate.
Comment by Regina — December 20, 2011 @ 10:09 am
That tattoo is going to go viral (as in Hep C)!
Comment by Ned Ryerson — December 20, 2011 @ 10:27 am
I’d like to see a mighty Milford team-up with tatooed girlfriend and Marjie Ducey. Plus a couple of berets, of course.
Comment by Dood — December 20, 2011 @ 12:00 pm
“I want Cortez to go in and get “Cortez the Killer” tattooed on his chest.”
No, what he’s going to do is get “John 3:16″ tattooed on his forehead and the school will get sued when he plays due to separation of church and state issues, there will be a dramatic courtroom scene with Gil making an impassioned appeal to the jury, even though it’s not a criminal trial and there wouldn’t be a jury…
Comment by Scott de B. — December 20, 2011 @ 12:55 pm
pretty sure the slack jawed yokel is checking out Parker’s new Prince Albert
Comment by gwilo — December 20, 2011 @ 4:16 pm
why in the second panal did they draw ransome with a friah tuck hairstyle.i see a undercover kaz storyline coming up and gil choking out ransome like he did his twin the pizza flipper .
Comment by mr12ozcan — December 20, 2011 @ 4:18 pm
Please, please tell me this isn’t going to be a shameless ripoff of the Ohio State tattoo parlor scandal that got the Buckeyes on NCAA probation?
Comment by J.D. Springer — December 20, 2011 @ 5:32 pm
Yes, J.D. Springer, it will be. In the end, Gil will get slapped with a show cause penalty while getting canned. The Mudlarks will be banned from 2012 playdowns, which they had no chance to qualify for. Finally, the basketball team will be stripped of three characters for the next three years.
Too soon?
Comment by bevo — December 20, 2011 @ 7:14 pm
“They’re real and they’re SPECTACULAR”
Comment by Salinger — December 20, 2011 @ 10:29 pm
Of course, a tattoo is nothing compared with burning sideburns. Now that’s fired up for an opener.
Comment by Salinger — December 20, 2011 @ 10:31 pm
@bevo: Unless Kazz is forced to shave his sideburns, too, the penalties will be meaningless.
Comment by J.D. Springer — December 20, 2011 @ 11:00 pm
Hahaha, Bevo made a sports funny.
Comment by billytheskink — December 21, 2011 @ 8:15 am
10./11. JD Springer/bevo: The OSU tattoo parlor scandal had the players trading memorabilia for tats. With Milford’s pathetic win-loss stats over the years…. there’s no memorabilia! An old prescription bottle from Sacko is valueless. As well as any unused game tickets… there are scads of them.
Apparently Parker Blowim is gonna display his tat in the game. You’d think a high school coach would make it a teaching moment. Of course all the MHS coaches spend the whole game staring at the visiting team’s cheerleaders so won’t notice the tat. Quel domage.
Comment by semperfi4evr — December 21, 2011 @ 9:03 am
12/21 GT: If Parker Bonehead is a senior this year, he may be 18, and not need his parents’ permission.
But does he realize he’s only going to be in high school for six more months?
Who on earth has a tattoo for a high school on his arm anyway?
Comment by Soccerhead — December 21, 2011 @ 4:05 pm
Parker has the insight to realise that he has no prospect of playing College Basketball. (Unless he get into MIT and can save another $60.)
Comment by Salinger — December 22, 2011 @ 4:48 am
Gil is apparantly now 10″ 4″ tall, as the rim is lower then his head in 12/22 P3. Either that or they lowered the rims so Milford can score. Hope they figured out that a – the other team can score too and b – first guy to run into the rim and get knocked out gets a free tattoo!
Comment by Rob — December 22, 2011 @ 7:35 pm
Hey, Merry Christmas, all you tattooed, moneyless fools! *cracks open a fresh bottle of Indeterminate-Bird*
Comment by jules — December 25, 2011 @ 7:06 pm