1/16/12
While it’s easy to get distracted by all the flailing beefcake arms, it remains the biggest concern today that this entire portion of the game is being played on the ceiling. Only slack-jawed #30 appears to notice this.
1/17/12
While it’s easy to get distracted by all the excessive Milford molestation of poor #31, it remains the biggest concern today that this entire portion of the game is being played with a stolen ball! I mean look, some dude named “Miny Miinii” wrote his name on it… If only squinty, angry Cortez Beecher didn’t have such horrid vision he would have been the only one to notice this.
1/18/12
While it’s easy to get distracted by all the usual horrid-looking clothing, awkward and unrealistic high-fives and homo-erotic discussion of sex panthers, it remains the biggest concern today that Marty Moon is conducting his entire post-game interview while holding a piece of poo. Gil is of course too liquored up to notice this.
That’s not a piece of poo, it’s a Baby Ruth bar – I mean, a Nutboy!
Comment by delvaldawg — January 19, 2012 @ 10:20 am
oh what a feeling/ lini verde’s on the ceiling
Comment by Jay — January 19, 2012 @ 10:36 am
Tough luck, Marty. Gil craps bigger than you.
Kaz is channelling his inner Joe Jackson: “You gotta look sharp…”
Later: “Look over there! (Where?) There! Here comes Mimi with her new boyfriend…”
Comment by Dood — January 19, 2012 @ 10:47 am
Marty’s all, “Dude, smell this.”
Comment by jules — January 19, 2012 @ 11:50 am
So I guess we know know what Bowen’s tattoo is of.
Comment by Scott de B. — January 19, 2012 @ 1:12 pm
Jules, Marty crafted that in his crate estate.
Comment by Dood — January 19, 2012 @ 1:32 pm
That brown cylindrical “microphone” is just another sign of Marty’s pathetic decline. He lost his job, what, two-three years ago now, he “broadcasts” out of a plywood box to an imaginary audience, and his recording gear is either a piece of crap or a Nut-Boy (what’s the difference, really?). No one in Milford has the guts to confront him about all this because they’re afraid he’ll finally crack and go on a killing spree.
Meanwhile, Gil has just proven “Wildcat” Maris was right. He actually coached his team, and they actually won a game. Sets a really bad precedent; if people start expecting him to do his job, then his spring tee-times are in real jeopardy.
Comment by jvwalt — January 19, 2012 @ 1:40 pm
Basement-dwelling Marty (literally) is the most believable character in this strip.
Comment by Dood — January 19, 2012 @ 1:46 pm
1/18, All 3. A new record for three terrible metaphors in a row. P1 So would their best game against their worst opponent be a bad win? How about their worst game against the worst team? P2 If Lini turned into a complete player wouldn’t he look sharp on the hardwood and off the court both? So when he wasn’t a complete player did he dress dull? I think not. Maybe Bowen was the complete player and Lini turned into him [feigned dropped soap trick] while showering? P3 Bowen.. a jungle cat. So what did he do… lick his hand then mark his territory after each steal? Cough up a fur ball? Purr? Growl loudly?
Comment by semperfi4evr — January 19, 2012 @ 2:30 pm
Kaz,the Men in Black called, they want their suit back.
I love Lini’s Lee press on nails in panel 2 of the third strip.
It looks like Parker Bowen is channeling Monty Python’s Ministry of Silly Walks.
Comment by Regina — January 19, 2012 @ 4:45 pm
is kaz dressed up because hes gonna be a friday night wedding crasher ?or hes gonna sell fake life insurance policys to people with his offering gift of a free pound of pork chops
Comment by mr12ozcan — January 19, 2012 @ 5:49 pm
First Kitten’s self-replicationg tatoos; now the Mudlarks ability to two feet taller during the course of a game. Clearly a connection. Is is a coincidence that Parker went to a Kitten and came back with a Panther? I think not. Stay tuned Milfandians. More excitement awaits.
Comment by Salinger — January 20, 2012 @ 2:53 am
While it’s easy to get distracted by the towels neatly folded and waiting to get snapped on bare backsides in panel three of the third strip, it remins the biggest concern today is why the hell Gil and Kaz all of a sudden decided to get dressed up in their “Sunday go to meetin’” clothes.
Comment by Regina — January 20, 2012 @ 7:25 am
Regina, it’s obviously Lini’s influence! He’s a fashionista! HRONK!
Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — January 20, 2012 @ 7:55 am
Regina, maybe Gail Martin’s in Central City. She’s the rock and roll, uhm, you know.
Comment by Dood — January 20, 2012 @ 9:45 am