2/22/12
“Okay Tattoo guy. Mr. Thorp has done nothing but sniff sweaty jock straps his whole life. You were in the army!”
“Yeah, dink knob kiwi kiwi, jibba jabba sheila krikey, broaden me kangaroo down, bloke, broaden me kangaroo down. You ready for that snake on your face yet?”
2/23/12
Romp – Cortez Beecher not just blocking shots, but palming the ball as it comes off the shooter’s hand and smashing it back into their face.
“All right, maybe we’ve got a chance at the conference title. Hey, you, foreground guy on my left, didn’t you have a tattoo on that arm the last time we assumed this pose?”
“Yeah, it was just a stick-on one. I’m afraid of Kiwis. Hey weren’t you making a jerk-off gesture with your other fist back then?”
“Yeah, I like to switch hands sometimes to ‘spice things up’.”
“Hey, aren’t we all on the opposite side. Is this a mirror universe?”
“No, it’s just an optical illusion created by this new tile I had installed. Don’t think too much about it or you’ll give yourself Dengue fever or something.”
2/24/12
“Hey kid, what did I tell you about the optical illusion thing? Go stare at that Marcus Uzilevsky print back there and see if it helps. Do we have anybody else on this team that’s any good between you and the bald kid?”
“Parker is pretty good Coach.”
“Yeah, we’ve had enough of him lately. I’ll find somebody. Good luck, Lincoln. Hey why don’t you wrap a hot towel around your head.”
2/25/12
Ha, ha, Marty Moon unsuccessfully smells his finger and Ric Devore sucks.
Nice catch on the 2/23 P2 flipperoo. Here I was thinking Gil was showing the boys how to fap ambidextrously.
Comment by delvaldawg — February 25, 2012 @ 6:45 am
Parker “Wow, Ransom, you’re a real man. You’re not a sactomonious dick like Gil who just gets drunk and rides guys like donkeys! You killed people! You brought back the enmies teeth as charms! You’re way cooler than Coach Thorp.”
Ransom: “Yea mate, that Gil he’s a bit of a tea towel. Now have a seat and lemee draw on yer face. If you’re good, I’ll give ya a lolly.
Parker “Uh..yea..just give me another at I’m gonna regret in twenty years…something like “Milf Ride”.
Boy, Lini should down the list of all the diseases that were existent in the Middle Ages, such as Black Plague, Bubonic Plague, leporsy, etc…what a drama queen.
I think Marty’s trying to drunkenly pick his nose and is missing the target by miles.
Someone should tell Rick Devore that this is basketball, not soccer. He’s so into playing soccer, he’s kicked the ball into the next panel.
I’m happy that Chief Whigham has taken up the mantle of laziness with recycled art.
Comment by Regina — February 25, 2012 @ 8:36 am
I think Gil slipped something in Lini’s Gatorade. Had to do something to keep this damn team out of the playdowns, so he can resume his offseason drinking regimen.
And the Lini-less Mudlarks are so weak, that when the ball bounces it doesn’t even go “BONK.” Sad.
Comment by jvwalt — February 25, 2012 @ 9:22 am
well gents i think this teams problem is they never get the ball to one panal and done tim summers.lini looks like he just spent 3 hours in a hotel with adam lambert . bonk foozle labadoodle
Comment by mr12ozcan — February 25, 2012 @ 4:25 pm
Ric Devore momentarily forgets he’s playing basketball as he floats a perfect pass to Beecher, who knocks a header past the goalie. One – nil!
Comment by Scott P. — February 25, 2012 @ 5:15 pm
Would I be labeled homophobic if I speculated on the cause of Lini’s “flu-like symptoms”?
Comment by J.D. Springer — February 25, 2012 @ 5:19 pm
LOL I forgot to mention the return of the “gents” reference…”The night just got better, gents…the recyclyed art took out all these nasty tattoos…now lose one for the Gilster.!”
Comment by Regina — February 25, 2012 @ 5:39 pm
How does Parker think that anyone with Gil’s haircut was NOT in the military at one time?
Comment by billytheskink — February 27, 2012 @ 7:48 am
Is Marty pulling double-duty, calling games and directing air traffic for the Milford Airport Authority?
Good on Gil for teaching the “gents” the finer points of craps. “Gimme a yo, Mimi needs new shoes!”
Comment by Dood — February 27, 2012 @ 9:43 am