Sooo, there’s a limited amount of time to develop a story for the season and we waste a panel on… a goddamn rain delay? Note to author: Just because something happens in real life doesn’t mean it’s necessary to show it in the comic.
Up next in the “Exciting Adventures of Everyday Life!” series*: Panels of Gil sleeping in various places, a few days of history class covering the presidency of Chester A. Arthur, and then…Kaz takes a dump after his morning coffee.
*Brought to you by Oakwood Tires, makers of America’s third-favorite aluminum white-wall tires. (“Air not included.”)
“Wait, you’re coming to the game too?”
“Yep, I gotta keep my eye on that freak-of-nature kid that trollop girl has. Did you notice he has the exact same head as me?!? Same size and everything. Weird, huh? I figure I should get in good with the family. That way I can have a donor lined up for a head transplant, you know…if I ever get decapitated.”
“Ummm. I like fries.”
Meanwhile…Foreshadowing!! (If only every third panel could get rained out.)