6/18/12
Hey! Look! This plot is still goin’on! SMAK!
Is there something I’m missing here? SMAK!
Yeah, a lot. Jaxxon is clinging to the side of the bus! SMAK!
Oh no, I just made my last payment. SMAK!
6/19/12
“Yep, they’d quit this awful team to support you. You’re the team MILF after all. Thanks for wearing the shirt we got you.”
“No problem. Say, let me go thank some of these hideous-looking extra players…I don’t know how to thank you…uh… (girls??) for what you did. Being elected the team MILF is all I ever dreamed of when I boarded this bus to escape my mutant offspring. And now I get to speak with what appear to be a couple of tranny Lady Gaga impersonators!”
“De nada. Besides, we did it for us.”
“How so?”
“Well, we’re not sure if we’re technically girls or not, as Whigham forgot how to draw females after the first panel today. We’re not only horrible at softball, we’re horrible to look at. So we’re on a bus bound for the nearest cliff. Good thing your demon spawn tagged along…we could stand to cleanse the earth of whatever he is too.”
“Yeah and as a special favor to the readers, we’ve also decided to blur ourselves out for the remainder of the season…”
De nada indeed!
…and thus ends Tom Petty’s attempt to disguise himself as a girl’s high school softball pitcher.
Comment by delvaldawg — June 20, 2012 @ 5:28 am
Darby: “I don’t know how to thank you for all you did….”
Questionable girl #1:”You can start by not letting the missing link eat all our softballs.”
Darby:”Oh, that’s just a phase”
QG1:”That’s what you said about him sitting in the outfield licking his nuts”
Darby:”No. THAT I taught him…”
Comment by Knoxy — June 20, 2012 @ 5:58 am
Driver, can you drop me off at Milford Country Club? Thanks!
Smak!
Comment by Dood — June 20, 2012 @ 6:28 am
“Smak!” is the sound of the “girl’s” softball team getting hit with the ugly stick!
I hope second-best pitcher girl has something to fall back on after softball and modeling!
Comment by Milfordian — June 20, 2012 @ 6:36 am
Damn, I’ve never seen so much fug in two panels! Are Whigham and Rubin trying to drive us away by drawing fuglies on Team Milf?
Oh, and da nada Jason for bluring out the fug SMAK!
Comment by reginathenydiva — June 20, 2012 @ 6:47 am
Oh and chief Whigham, stop drawing upper lips on your supposed “females”. They look like “dirty sanchezes”. SMAK!
Comment by reginathenydiva — June 20, 2012 @ 6:49 am
If extreme ugliness were a problem, the season never would have started.
*rim shot*
Thankyew! I’ll be here all week!
Comment by jules — June 20, 2012 @ 10:07 am
You guys are on fire today!
Dumpster Fire Softball Extra #1 still has to undergo several more skin grafts to repair the damage from when the chimp beast tried to eat her face.
Dumpster Fire Softball Extra #2, yeah, as a pitcher you are awful because you are a sixty year old man and you are stoned to the gills.
Comment by Ned Ryerson — June 20, 2012 @ 12:53 pm
dam the second best pitcher is the best recipe for birth control yet wouldnt touch her with a ten foot pole
Comment by mr12ozcan — June 20, 2012 @ 4:47 pm
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Pingback by Stay tuned, the summer hos are coming soon! « This Week in Milford — June 22, 2012 @ 7:09 pm
10 years from now, I will re-read this post and comments, and still fall out of my chair laughing at Tom Petty’s softball cameo. Well played delvaldawg.
Comment by Drew Funk — June 28, 2012 @ 8:33 am