6/23/12
Two weeks after the breakup…? It almost feels like that should count as an illegal extension of the spring plot, even though we didn’t have to experience it unfold in real time. (Seriously, we have suffered enough.)
So the point of this (besides the forecast of one more week of misery until we can tee off) is that Big Bob Stuff is a major douche. Noted.
You know a strip is sucking wind when it can’t even make the jerk character much of a jerk compared to everyone else.
Fingers crossed for Marty Moon to be somehow involved in the summer storyline…
Comment by billytheskink — June 25, 2012 @ 7:19 am
Is that “beep…beep…beep” sound the summer plotline backing up to the loading dock?
Comment by Dood — June 25, 2012 @ 7:57 am
Today’s Panel 2 Challenge!: How many different species animals can you find hidden in the pants of the two characters?
My answers:
Giant Camel toe
Angry crotch bird
Burrowing Rebound-Pecker
[insert beaver or cock jokes here]
Comment by jasbeattie — June 25, 2012 @ 9:13 am
Amanda:”If you effin’ give a rat’s a$$ – Darbo Do-anybody thinks you played with her chimp so you could play with her monkey.”
Bobby: “No effin’ sh*t, Sherlock! I’m glad she sixed me; friggin’ Bonzo was costin’ me mucho deneiro on bananas – I knew if I didn’t keep feeding him he’d be eating my goddam face!”.
Bobby’s new ho: “Eff me! Means I gotta see a vet to get rid of that burning crotch rot Bobby gave me.”
Comment by semperfi4evr — June 25, 2012 @ 10:54 am
I hope Big Bob Stuff had the decency to wait until his new girlfriend walked out of earshot before he publicly admitted what a douche he is. “Life moves fast, Amanda — and my attention span is short!”
“Yeah, well, according to Darby, that’s not the only thing about you that’s short.”
So let’s sum up this mess. Bob made nice with the mutant (2-year-old? C’mon!) just to get inside Darby’s pants. Darby knew this all along, but let him get in her pants anyway. And let Dinny hang around all the time, even though it creeped her out. (Especially that two-way mirror in Bob’s bedroom.) And Dinny wasted a whole semester (and creeped out the entire student body) hovering around the rotted carcass of the Bob/Darby relationship without getting any action himself. Yeah, these kids deserve each other.
Comment by John Walters (@johnswalters) — June 25, 2012 @ 3:09 pm
That face in the last panel is super-creepy. If I saw it hanging around a 2-year-old child, I’d call the police straightaway.
Comment by jules — June 25, 2012 @ 5:01 pm
I got one Jason (well, two): woody wood pecker; crotch crabs.
It looks like Big Bob is er… stuffing his stuff.
I guess Dimlow is going to get big Bob’s sloppy seconds.
Big Bob Asshat: “Well duh, do you see me hanging around any other two year old orangutangs unless I want to get some?”
Comment by reginathenydiva — June 25, 2012 @ 5:05 pm
LOL Jules, I thought the same thing. I’m sure Big Bob Stuff’s on some state’s sex offender registry.
Comment by reginathenydiva — June 25, 2012 @ 6:09 pm
how come dinny isnt hanging out doest he wanna get amandas torgo like body
Comment by mr12ozcan — June 25, 2012 @ 6:11 pm
I, for one, am glad that Bobby is not interested in any other 2-year olds – yikes!
Comment by Gil'sBarber — June 26, 2012 @ 5:00 pm
And yes regina, he’s gotta be on some state’s sex offender registry — even tho still in High School
Comment by Gil'sBarber — June 26, 2012 @ 5:05 pm