Cameo Alert: It’s Lou Loomis, the Caddy master from Caddyshack.
Molly’s more than happy to caddy for Dr. Scavuzzo (who golfs with pigs). She’s going to fleece him for everything he’s got. She’s also putting one over on Noah Boone. Mr. Padgett tips with pocket change and Certs (also from his pocket).
Meanwhile, back at the Boone house, it’s week two of What the Hell is Wrong With Steve? We don’t know, but we do know that he’s heard of Molly Kinsella, most likely thanks to the cardboard bikini picture.
Oh yeah, her name was in the sports section. So memorable. Who could forget? Bub-bye now Steve.
“Mom, what do we do about Steve?”
“I don’t know, Kenny. I’m out of ideas.”
“Why did you call me Kenny? My name is Noah.”
“Oh right. Kenny was the loser kid in last summer’s story, with the lush for a mom, which isn’t me. I’m the mom with a hobo son hiding out in the bedroom and another son getting fleeced down at the country club.”
“What are you talking about, mom? What do you mean summer story?”
“Oh, sorry Norbert. Mrs. Lark came by earlier and we had a few hard lemonades and I’m a little mixed up. Plus I found your brother in here earlier drinking all of my fabric softener.”
“You look a little tired Mom. Why don’t you take it easy for a bit?”
“I can’t take it easy! Between washing your brother’s gamey sheets everyday and trying to keep up with all the ‘dirty socks’ I find under your bed, I’m working my freaky fingers to the bone.”
“Okay, Mom. Maybe I’ll ask Coach Thorp to see if he can figure out What the Hell is Wrong With Steve?“
“Well, okay Niles, but I think he’s scheduled to stop by sometime around the middle of August to look into that.”
“Mom? Have you been taking your medicine?”
“Run along Nelson. Mommy’s busy. Have fun with your FOOZLE.”