8/3/12
“So, since we’re both hanging around here for skeevy reasons, I guess you might as well teach me how to golf.”
“Whoa, slow down there Steve. I already referred you to Budd Lynch and it looks like he shaved you and gave you your cuff link. Let me name a couple of groups that care enough to actually help you.”
“Okay, coach, let me stop you right there. I only want to golf to hang around here and hit on that jailbait caddy.”
“Yeah, that’s what I thought. Well thanks for letting me make that public service announcement.”
8/4/12
“So your brother is learning golf?”
“You could call it that. It looks to me like he’s scratching his butt with a seven iron. He’s so bad.”
“I’ll say.”
“Hey, are we connecting here?”
“Not a chance, Boone. I’m just here to lug bags and soak these rich golf pervs for tips.”
Final panel question: Do you need more than one hand to smack yourself?
I don’t think she’s jail-bait any more; didn’t she graduate over a year ago? Now she should be fully legal and can join Doonesbury’s daughter in the comics’ “young gals with wounded warriors” club.
Comment by Moon Mullins — August 5, 2012 @ 1:50 pm
“And if I had another hand, I’d smack you Gil for even suggesting I take up golf. Now let me smack you with this seven iron.”
I’ve been sorta avoiding this boring story. I’m just surprised that Gil is hanging in there and not delegating his summer job to Molly or Noah or WIlford Brimley.
Comment by reginathenydiva — August 5, 2012 @ 3:46 pm
Morons. Of course he’s really bad. He’s been at it for just a few hours.
And, he holds the club with only one hand. Most people use two.
Comment by Dale — August 5, 2012 @ 8:08 pm
8/04 p2: worst case of exploding eyeballs ever! It must be contagious – Steve’s chin is exploding too!
Comment by milfordian — August 6, 2012 @ 5:54 am
8/3 P3: Boone: “Stop there, I’m a do-it-myself guy.” Gildo: “So why you hitting on Molly then?”
Comment by semperfi4evr — August 6, 2012 @ 6:36 am
“You can do better than learn from me…”
Gil finally admits what we’ve known for years, what only Wildcat Maris and the old Marty Moon have previously had the guts to say.
Comment by billytheskink — August 6, 2012 @ 6:52 am
I think Steve Boone needs to go see Tyler Jay for self-clubbing lessons.
Comment by Scott de B. — August 7, 2012 @ 1:54 pm