Exciting haircut theater, featuring Marty “Circular Saw” Moon as the voice of action not shown and Terry “Superman” Gallagher as an Irishman whose participation in this game shows that Gil “Modified Devo Black Pomp” Thorp has really given no thought to fielding a credible team.
While the usual officials have been temporarily installed to screw up the NFL, Foot Locker employees are called in to referee Valley Conference games. “Wheeee! Watch me throw the bean bag up in the air. That kid hit that other kid after he crossed over that line thingee.”
“Hey, new kid! Wipe that Funky Winkerbean smirk off your face and remember your fifteen minutes of football instruction. Now get back out there and kill the guys in the dark jersey within those painted lines, okay?”
Man this game is taking too long. Abbreviate please. Irish kid, Asberger’s kid, other kids and…
Irish kid again and…back to this Doyle Dane creep spewing some kind of nonsense. What is he talking about? And who is he talking to? And why is Woody Allen in attendance? Find out this week and maybe we’ll talk about it next week. If you have a Doyle Dane moment, share it with us.