“I’m a formerly scruffy amputee who just spent the summer learning to golf with a cufflink and hitting on a disinterested career caddie lady and cardboard model while I waited for my VA disability benefits to kick in, but having said that…I’m about to go Vince Lombardi on your asses!
For more information about the proper use of “Having Said That”:
“Hey Gil, thanks for nothing so far this season. First, you scream at me to teach some Irish kid ‘how to play defense’ (like what the hell dude?) and I’m off panel doing that. Then I’m staring into Coach Cufflink’s crotch while he starts going Knute Rockne. Now I’m just standing here bantering with you…and you’ve got the nerve to correct me on my banter. Geez, why do I hang around here for this crap?”
“Stow it, Shaw, and pass me that jibber.”
Steve prefers the “cop a squat and lower your jazz hand” technique. Having said that, I think this shadow line is going to be a fabulous success.