10/1/12
“I’m a formerly scruffy amputee who just spent the summer learning to golf with a cufflink and hitting on a disinterested career caddie lady and cardboard model while I waited for my VA disability benefits to kick in, but having said that…I’m about to go Vince Lombardi on your asses!
For more information about the proper use of “Having Said That”:
10/2/12
“Hey Gil, thanks for nothing so far this season. First, you scream at me to teach some Irish kid ‘how to play defense’ (like what the hell dude?) and I’m off panel doing that. Then I’m staring into Coach Cufflink’s crotch while he starts going Knute Rockne. Now I’m just standing here bantering with you…and you’ve got the nerve to correct me on my banter. Geez, why do I hang around here for this crap?”
“Stow it, Shaw, and pass me that jibber.”
Steve prefers the “cop a squat and lower your jazz hand” technique. Having said that, I think this shadow line is going to be a fabulous success.
10/02 p2: priceless look on Gil’s face!! Is it: “Oh, so that is what coaching is supposed to be,” or is it “What have I done – I’ve hired a guy that actually wants to coach, and he is making me look bad”?
Comment by milfordian — October 2, 2012 @ 6:49 am
10/2 P3 I was thinking Navy too; having said that more like the Navy Guy in the Village People.
Comment by semperfi4evr — October 2, 2012 @ 6:52 am
So Coach Shaw references a 20 year old Army recruiting slogan in describing former Army officer Steve’s coaching approach. Former Marine aviator Gil counters with a 20 year old Navy recruiting slogan plus some additional phrasing that he just made up.
What on earth is this?
Comment by billytheskink — October 2, 2012 @ 7:16 am
where is kaz buying liquor and making reservations at the short stay motel to get it on with cassie .torrey pines .molly kinsella the female reporter and the old broadwho makes the sloppy joes ?
Comment by mr12ozcan — October 2, 2012 @ 2:59 pm
I was thinking, “Army of One … arm that is.”
Comment by gwilo — October 2, 2012 @ 3:55 pm
So October 1st they start playing hard. They needed to be like this in August, but,, oh yeah, that golf story. Steve was in that too.
Comment by Rob — October 2, 2012 @ 5:48 pm
or the Marine Corps slogan: “I don’t know where we are or where we’re going, but we’re making good time”
Comment by Knoxy — October 3, 2012 @ 6:06 am
10/1 panel 3. Sixteen year old Army veteran Steve Boone has his war face on.
Comment by Dale — October 3, 2012 @ 2:57 pm
You know 50 sailors and 25 couples come back but Steve needs to learn a real military drill like. http://youtu.be/5TNhS81w4bM
Comment by navyvet1994 — October 5, 2012 @ 6:25 pm
@ Dale Steve has his warface???? http://youtu.be/O6vHOR8lzTg Now this is a war face
Comment by navyvet1994 — October 5, 2012 @ 6:31 pm