Jeez, Doyle Dane is one of the most delusional characters we’ve seen in Milford. He is masterminding some type of public relations campaign…just because! Dude, marketing is not a hobby! Marketing is a necessary evil by which opinions are manipulated to cause people to spend money on crap (or support crap by voting for it). Even if Ding Dong is just practicing for a future career in marketing with whatever opportunities present themselves to him in high school (heightening awareness of the gimmicky presence of Terry Gallagher on the football team??) he certainly showing minimal awareness of how his peers communicate. Phones? Posters? Okay he acknowledges the role of social media, but the visual representation of Ding Dong’s marketing prowess is calling one of Milford’s leading blabbermouths assuming the chatty Cathy pose not seen (outside of Milford) since Kitten on Father Knows Best.
Oh boy…more of this newfangled “coaching” by Steve Boone!
Whatever, let’s see what Ding Dong’s marketing hath wrought? Huh? Spontaneous idiocy with troubling racist overtones? That’s just a naturally occuring phenomenon in the Valley Conference. Ding Dong fail. Hey, there’s always barber college.
Wait, Vance? That guy is Vance?
Check it out. A totally new view of Marty’s crate!
Um, The Emerald Aisle? I guess that’s a callback to the stupid pun from Stefan Harvey’s party (ain’t no party like a Harvey party!) but how does it make sense as a poster at a football game? Whatever.
So, will Gallagher do something useful? Will he intercept the deflected pass? Will he know which way to run? Stay tuned.