This Week in Milford

October 11, 2012

With All This Tooting, You’d Think It’s Rush Hour.

Filed under: actual action, football, Marty Moon, Milford Idiots — nedryerson @ 6:05 pm

10/6/12

Check it out, Doyle Dane is auditioning for the role of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish leprechuan. Okay, not really. He’s just being an obnoxious douche, which isn’t getting old at all! (Is he really shaking his shamrock? Ewwww!)
10/8/12,

Where’s the rooting section for Chip Visci, all doing the Chip Hip Hurray , or the volunteer assistant Coach Steve Boone rooting section, all doing the Boone’s Farm Dry Heave Shuffle?

10/9/12

Nothing says fun like a nice high school football referee butt shot.  Fresh from a three week stint as an NFL replacement ref, it’s Kenny, the sweet cheeked linesman. Drink it in ladies. Aaaaand the Dane Douche-o-Matic is still on auto pilot. (Although Vance there looks like he might be trying to start his own little campaign on behalf of Steve Boone.)

10/10/12

Wait. Who’s this guy? Schmon Schmaper, shilling for the Chipster? OMG, the crap is getting so thick in here you could cut it with a sharpened shilelagh.

10/11/12

C’mon Ding Dong, please tell Vance (and us) why you’re doing all this. Oh what’s the difference, it’s Milford. The tooting capitol of the valley.

R.I.P. Budd “The One-armed Bandit” Lynch. Wear your cufflink at half-mast.

13 Comments »

  1. I’m leading off, and I aint got much – the Shamrock Shake?? Look toward Ireland? 40 yards, 5 minutes? They should be able to score in 5 seconds if they need to. Actually looking forward to Terry telling Dane he’s a clown. Where did ‘our goals’ come from? ‘Toots his own bugle’ ?? lol! At least you get a laugh out of this now, used to be a snooze-fest for a while.

    Comment by Rob — October 11, 2012 @ 6:27 pm

  2. 10/16 panel one: Terry Gallagher is wearing a commemorative patch on his chest, honoring his favorite American president, Franklin Delano Roosevelt!

    Comment by Moon Mullins — October 11, 2012 @ 7:30 pm

  3. Good call Moon, one of my favorite presidents also…

    10/6 panel 2–In Milford, they STAMP their feet. I always thought it was STOMP….

    Comment by rowdyman — October 11, 2012 @ 8:09 pm

  4. Doyle has gone to the Lini Verde School of Fashion. Vest and tie?

    This coming week is when Doyle’s imaginary girlfriend and TGal get together, causing a reversal of the publicity train.

    And can someone please tell me why Doylt wants to publicize TGal? I still can’t figure out the point of this storyline. Is there a big, surprise explanation coming, or just a random, irrational storyline?

    Comment by milfordian — October 12, 2012 @ 7:07 am

  5. 10/11 P2: Vance: “Remind me, what are our goals?”
    Ding-Dong “Leave it alone, buddy; I’m the only dude who shakes this shamrock!”

    Comment by semperfi4evr — October 12, 2012 @ 7:11 am

  6. Shamrock Shake? Self-proclaimed marketing guru Doyle Dane is stealing his quips from the McDonald’s seasonal menu?

    I can only assume the cheering section for Hamani Gaines is called the “Pork Lobby”, and their signature cheer is the “McRib”.

    Comment by billytheskink — October 12, 2012 @ 7:19 am

  7. Another hysterical day in this strip – ‘when in Rome act like you invented pizza’ . Ha!! I’ve just been overseas for the first time, and trust me, I acted like the know-nothing tourist I was. What will come out of this guys mouth next?? Cant wait.

    Comment by Rob — October 12, 2012 @ 5:59 pm

  8. And who says “Trust me, new kid”..? They dont even write scripts in movies like this.

    Comment by Rob — October 12, 2012 @ 6:04 pm

  9. Schmon Schmaper is actually the test-tube offspring of this guy:

    http://dekerivers.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/wayne-newton-mobile-wallpaper.jpg

    Comment by Moon Mullins — October 12, 2012 @ 8:31 pm

  10. that slicked back greaseball gushing over chip visi needs a better name then schmon schmaper how bout artie orifice.howed that obscene ref butt shot get in the comic ? it could make the kids think about tossed salads shame on you gil thorp syndicate editor.

    Comment by mr12ozcan — October 13, 2012 @ 7:07 am

  11. Shamrock Shake??? We are starting a dance named after a McDonald’s product??? OH PLEEZ!!!! The real Shamrock Shake: http://youtu.be/j5yixRlEyP0

    Comment by Clinton Parks — October 13, 2012 @ 3:34 pm

  12. Can we PLEASE have some sort of explanation for what donkey-dick here, Doyle, gains from promoting Gallagher? It’s sounding really pervy at this point.

    Comment by vaganova — October 13, 2012 @ 5:41 pm

  13. Two words: “gay porn.” Talk about the biggest thing in Milford. Chapter One: “That’s Not My Shillelagh!” Chapter Two: “Kissing His Blarney Stones.” The money rolls in.

    Comment by TheDonger — October 14, 2012 @ 8:04 am


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