Check it out, Doyle Dane is auditioning for the role of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish leprechuan. Okay, not really. He’s just being an obnoxious douche, which isn’t getting old at all! (Is he really shaking his shamrock? Ewwww!)
Where’s the rooting section for Chip Visci, all doing the Chip Hip Hurray , or the volunteer assistant Coach Steve Boone rooting section, all doing the Boone’s Farm Dry Heave Shuffle?
Nothing says fun like a nice high school football referee butt shot. Fresh from a three week stint as an NFL replacement ref, it’s Kenny, the sweet cheeked linesman. Drink it in ladies. Aaaaand the Dane Douche-o-Matic is still on auto pilot. (Although Vance there looks like he might be trying to start his own little campaign on behalf of Steve Boone.)
Wait. Who’s this guy? Schmon Schmaper, shilling for the Chipster? OMG, the crap is getting so thick in here you could cut it with a sharpened shilelagh.
C’mon Ding Dong, please tell Vance (and us) why you’re doing all this. Oh what’s the difference, it’s Milford. The tooting capitol of the valley.
R.I.P. Budd “The One-armed Bandit” Lynch. Wear your cufflink at half-mast.