I hate this plot. I hate Ding Dong Dane and whatever stupid game he’s running. Calling somebody “new kid”?? What the fuck is up with that? And the vest and the corny bullshit. Enough!
Oh, check out the snappy comebacks from Chip. That’s certainly…just as freaking lame as what Ding Dong was saying. I don’t care! Do you hear me? You’ve broken me Gil Thorp! I can’t take it anymore! So now Gallagher is going to start bragging (as in the long held Milford douche-y blowhard tradition). Yay! Go ahead and play it up son and don’t finish until you’ve escorted some skank to the Bucket. Oh, you’re already at the Bucket. Well improvise!
Look out everybody. Gallagher’s going to become a monster. He’s even going to start charming Chip’s girl, ol’ Whatshername, who has nothing to do with anything except she dresses stupid and wants to shake her shamrock.
The big payoff. I frankly don’t care. I’m broken now. See ya around suckers.