This Week in Milford

November 11, 2012

Taming The Irish Hotdog

Filed under: actual action, Boredom in Milford, football — nedryerson @ 1:43 pm

11/7/12

Look! It’s those freaks again! Ms Pinky (69.95, boys, giver a try), Screech-bot 3000 and either Rachel Maddow or Matthew Perry. Go Irish!

Uh oh Terry! Put a dollar in the douche jar!

11/8/12

“Pardon me, but I put the ball at the Milford 17. I’m Goatee Gary, the rockin’ referee.”
“But Gary, what I meant was that as a result of the penalty to The Douchening, the ball was put at the Milford 17.”
“Please don’t argue with Goatee Gary.”

11/9/12

Once again, we notice a severe lack of Gil Thorp. Remember him? He’s supposed to coach these simpletons. He’s the one that threw Terry into the mix based on his vicious streak. He must be saving it up for a classic smack down denouement. Until then, you know where to find him, sipping Dewar’s at the Airport Ramada.

11/10/12

Is that not the grimmest Marty Moon panel in quite some time? He looks like he’s flying some shitty old plane that he wants to smash into the desert.

“Speaking of hot dogging, Chip, I haven’t had access to your Oscar Meyer in days. Are we gonna sit around and chat about your Irish butt buddy all night? I might just have to go over there and see what all the fuss is about myself.”
“Oh cool, Cyndy. Hey could you ask him to lay off all the late hits and the dancing around and stuff?”
“I’ll make no promises. I don’t believe I’ll be able to get a word out, edgewise.”

7 Comments »

  1. Wow Ned! Awesome obscure Zappa reference on Ms Pinky!

    Comment by Moon Mullins — November 11, 2012 @ 1:48 pm

  2. The Torture Never Stops, Moon.

    Comment by nedryerson — November 11, 2012 @ 1:55 pm

  3. Realism problem this week. The new free safety is posing, taunting, and committing flagrant fouls which cost the team the game? What coach would not remove the player’s lungs for this? Here, perhaps, two threads come together: Gil is not on the sidelines at all, but off at PUB with Regina!

    Comment by vaganova — November 11, 2012 @ 8:32 pm

  4. a) Shouldn’t the one-on-one with Terry have been done sooner, like during the last game?

    b) Gil does his pep talk after the players are suited up and wandering around on the practice field. A cockroach can live for a few weeks after its head is removed. How long would Gil survive?

    Comment by Dale — November 12, 2012 @ 1:10 am

  5. That’s the third time 11/7 p1 has been used (reused). Is it so tough to draw a new crowd shot, gents?

    Basketball starts in two weeks or so – I hope TGal isn’t a part of that storyline.

    Comment by milfordian — November 12, 2012 @ 7:46 am

  6. Airport Ramada is also the name that Mimi used working the pole when she was in college.

    Comment by Ned Ryerson — November 12, 2012 @ 8:45 am

  7. Gil’s master plan becomes clear: let the Irish kid who still doesn’t know the rules run around and commit flagrant fouls, Milford goes on a late-season losing streak and misses the playdowns, and it’s off to PUB for a long Christmas vacation.

    Comment by John Walters (@johnswalters) — November 12, 2012 @ 12:44 pm


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