1/2/13
P1: Great practice, Scott. Keep showin’ them your “giraffe”!
P2: Is that a Milford dad actually in the home? We don’t see that often. (Fowler’s utensil grip is pretty unorthodox. Don’t try that at home, kids!)
P3: Say your prayers, Meatwad! (“Say, Mom, what is this meat? It tastes kind of gamey.”)
1/3/13
P1: Hey, how did I get out here on the lawn? Why am I doing the sprinkler dance?
P2: Wait, the peacock thought it imagined Fowler? The Ford Taurus thought it imagined a peacock?
P3: Sports action! Thrilling dunks and vacant stares!
1/4/13
P1: Hey, you two in the back row! The action’s over here! Look, Fowler’s draining a 3!
P2: Flat-footed ref with hands on hips looks on, mildly interested.
P3: Marty Moon’s hairpiece is from the Herman Munster collection.
1/2 UNUSUAL?
Yeah. You’re all crowded into one end of the table. Spread out!
Comment by Dale — January 4, 2013 @ 2:05 pm
What are Marty’s Arbitron ratings?
Comment by Dood — January 4, 2013 @ 2:34 pm
Well played, Sir Ned.
1/2 P3 “Like the butter knife I’m balancing on my shoulder.”
“Like me resting my elbow in my mashed potatoes.”
“Like mom coming out of the garage with three midgets this afternoon.”
Comment by semperfi4evr — January 4, 2013 @ 3:11 pm
thats not boobirds father thats just some drunk who works for momneeds some manmeat and a free meal. the dialouge between the car and peacock had to be great but fuckwad rubin didnt publish it yet
Comment by mr12ozcan — January 4, 2013 @ 4:46 pm
I got a great recipe for peacock tetrazzini! HRAAK!
Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — January 5, 2013 @ 11:18 am
1/3 panel 3: Wow, that Tilden player just jumped from behind the backboard and directly beneath the rim, and slam-dunked the ball. Pretty fly for a white guy.
1/4 panel 1: Scott Fowler drains a 3 — and the crowd goes “Meh.” Aren’t Milford home crowds usually out of their tiny heads with excitement at the merest hint of competence from their beloved Mudlarks?
p.s. I got a great recipe for Mudlark tetrazzini. AWWWWWKKK!
Comment by John Walters (@johnswalters) — January 5, 2013 @ 8:59 pm