P1: Great practice, Scott. Keep showin’ them your “giraffe”!
P2: Is that a Milford dad actually in the home? We don’t see that often. (Fowler’s utensil grip is pretty unorthodox. Don’t try that at home, kids!)
P3: Say your prayers, Meatwad! (“Say, Mom, what is this meat? It tastes kind of gamey.”)
P1: Hey, how did I get out here on the lawn? Why am I doing the sprinkler dance?
P2: Wait, the peacock thought it imagined Fowler? The Ford Taurus thought it imagined a peacock?
P3: Sports action! Thrilling dunks and vacant stares!
P1: Hey, you two in the back row! The action’s over here! Look, Fowler’s draining a 3!
P2: Flat-footed ref with hands on hips looks on, mildly interested.
P3: Marty Moon’s hairpiece is from the Herman Munster collection.