This Week in Milford

February 25, 2013

Grillin’ With Gil

Filed under: Exploding Eyeball Syndrome, freak hands, Gil Thorp — nedryerson @ 6:29 am

2/25/13
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Ric Devore really got the short end of the stick. Last season, he was a promising slender soph and this season, he’s just a pawn in a game of weeks late “coaching” by Gil Thorp. You still have next year to look forward to, Ric. Maybe you can come out of the closet, join the Backyard Tire Fire street team or get a mysterious recruiting letter from the College of Charleston.

Uh, Gil, have you heard of a little blog called This Week in Milford.
A blog? What is it?
It’s a kind of website with posts and comments, but that’s not important right now. Let’s just say that the ridiculousness of these developments almost killed a guy!
Killed a guy? Wow.
Okay, that was a bit of an exaggeration, but, seriously Gil. Try and keep up. Why don’t you take a day and sort it all out, then call in the “star” of this winter plot to recap the lesson he’s learned already and maybe rib him a little about how he’s responsible for the gullibility of his trogladytic teammates?

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7 Comments »

  1. P3 Scott Fowl-up :”You wanted to see me coach?” Gildon’t: “I did; should I have laid in a supply of birdseed?” Foul-up:(1) “No Sir, but a big shovel would help me with all the bullsh%t you’re soon to be throwing at me.” (2) “Ummm, no Cap’n, but I could sure go for some methamphetamines!” (3) “Errr, not so much Old Man, but you’d do everyone a huge favor if you took some Gas-X(tm) on a regular basis.” (4) “I dunno about that, but ‘laid’? You should be getting laid once in a while so you wouldn’t be acting like such a d%ck.” (5) “Eff off, loser! I heard Mary Worth is hiring; I’m so outta here!”

    Comment by semperfi4evr — February 25, 2013 @ 7:41 am

  2. I don’t feel bad for Ric Devore, he’s had lines and role and all that in one of these insipid plots. Now Charles Bloom, that guy got the short end of the stick.

    Comment by billytheskink — February 25, 2013 @ 7:46 am

  3. I had a pet Bir once but it died from malnutrition because i could never find it any birseed. I wonder where Gil gets his?

    Comment by Knoxy — February 25, 2013 @ 7:52 am

  4. Ha. You think I’d catch blatant typos like ‘birseed’. Nah, you wouldn’t.

    Comment by Ned Ryerson — February 25, 2013 @ 9:05 am

  5. That’s Coach Thorp to you, son. Can’t you see all the reminders around here?

    Comment by Dood — February 25, 2013 @ 9:54 am

  6. Check out the second bullet in this post: http://gilthorp.wordpress.com/2006/09/18/jimmy-hughes-plays-with-himself/

    Jason knew about the peacocks years ago! It all makes sense now! No, wait, it still doesn’t make any sense at all.

    Comment by TimP — February 25, 2013 @ 12:09 pm

  7. Couldnt help but notice Marjie in that post – she’s come a long way since 2006. Everyone else looks worse.

    Comment by Rob — February 25, 2013 @ 6:29 pm


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