3/4/13
All right, fire up! Clam down and fire up! Ease up, then fire up, gents! I checked out that dude’s peacock, now I’ve got a stiffie for Oakwood! We may not make the playdowns, but it won’t be due to lack of firing up.
Thank you, Buddy Anselmo, local farmer from down past the ravine. Your outcall peacock display service may have saved the day.
Oh sure, if people want me to show them my peacock, I’ll take it to them. I’m proud of my peacock and want to show it to as many people as possible.
Well played, Sir Ned; it appears the P2 gent in the middle is zipping up after his display.
Percy P Cockburn: What Fowlup calls it after a visit to Mia’s frizzer [she needs the Brazilian more often].
Comment by semperfi4er — March 4, 2013 @ 8:00 am
The moral to the story, I guess, is “If you can’t coach worth a lick, just invent some cockamamie story about a peacock and get your team fired up!”
Seriously, why does Gil Thorp still have a job?
Comment by John Walters (@johnswalters) — March 4, 2013 @ 8:00 am
And NBC wonders why they’re in 5th place…
Comment by billytheskink — March 4, 2013 @ 8:45 am
Was the entire issue that Scott claimed he saw a peacock and the team didn’t believe him?
What about the part where Scott thought it was his dead brother?
They didn’t try to capture and abuse the thing. They’re not normal teenagers.
Comment by Dale — March 4, 2013 @ 3:46 pm
what is the peacock farmer raising peacocks for its not like you can eat them?
Comment by mr12ozcan — March 4, 2013 @ 4:29 pm
Not true…you can eat anything(with the possible exception of Oprah). I think Mr. Anselmo got lonely living down by the ravine, and seeing as he’s hung like a hamster, he found the peacock to be quite the life partner.
Comment by Knoxy — March 4, 2013 @ 5:57 pm
What are the Milford v Oakwood Stats again?
Comment by Sebastapol — March 4, 2013 @ 10:45 pm
Since the 2001-2002 season, Milford is 9-3 against Oakwood, with a 3 game winning streak.
Comment by billytheskink — March 5, 2013 @ 8:08 am
Thanks a lot, Mr. Ryerson! Fire up! Check it! Count it! BONK! HRONK! FOOZLE! HRAAK!
Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — March 5, 2013 @ 1:03 pm
Welp, there it is. Main issue resolved. I haven’t been this excited since the revelation that the Kiwi tattooer was actually from Ohio and only PRETENDING to sell bootleg DVDs. What ever happened to that son of a bitch? Leavenworth, or the county jail with the pizza flipper?
Comment by vaganova — March 5, 2013 @ 3:35 pm