3/7/13
Wait, shouldn’t there at least be a BONK? Maybe a HRONK? Perhaps a new sound effect for the arsenal of tried and true gags around here? Come on, throw us a bone!
Hey Trainer Ric Scott, you should check Mia for signs of a concussion. Do you see tiny peacocks flying around her head? Hey, look for her eyeball while you’re crouching down there. It may have ejected on impact!
Wow, trainer Ric Scott cashes a speaking-role check: “Don’t get up, either of you! Did I deliver that right and hit my mark? What’s my motivation again? What’s this got to do with peacocks and playdowns?”
Comment by Dood — March 7, 2013 @ 9:08 am
This is why I always chase after loose balls with my eyes open. Here in Milford, it would seem that whatever vitamin deficiency the entire town is afflicted with has robbed them of the ability to operate their eyelids.
Comment by TimP — March 7, 2013 @ 12:32 pm
That’s the effect of the booze, TimP. Gil isn’t the town drunk – the town is as drunk as he is! That’s the only way to explain the stupid stuff that happens in Milford!
Comment by Milfordian — March 7, 2013 @ 10:03 pm
Personally, I am impartial to a nice, loud FOOZLE as the sound it makes when heads and shoulders collide.Or whatever sound Self-Clubbing Tyler made.
Comment by The Mighty Untrained FOOZLE — March 8, 2013 @ 6:41 am
I think a nice “SHKULL-RAK!!!” would be fit well.
Comment by Obtuse — March 8, 2013 @ 7:40 am