Is Marjie interviewing Gil or her notepad? (Hey did you all know that “professional reporters” use these really long notepads)? Maybe that is a really long professional reporter notepad and it just looks small in Marjie’s freaky hand.
Anyway, yada yada yada about silent John Pascoe, we were promised gymnast Tip Nunn working out with the cheerleaders and boy did Rodd Whigham deliver! Look at that lift! Look at that extension! Look at that one girl’s torso separating! This is the most excitement since that thing that happened over the summer. Why is Freckle Face so bored?