Now Oakwood is on the move…until Omari Troy (apparently a Georgia-based criminal with an Atlanta Braves tattoo on his face) swats down a pass and Terry Gallagher slices through on a blitz….and gets a personal foul for a nut punch!
Hey Gil, lets stop trying to spread the ball around to all these guys. Poindexter Snordkin can’t hold onto the ball and Bismo Funyuns* keeps staring at that new weird cheerleader. Why don’t we just focus on power running behind the big, chirpy Troys.
Marty’s Mom better check the furnace in the basement. I Marty has been overpowered by fumes.
No, Tip. Just, no. (I actually remember sitting in the student section at Florida Field right in front of the cheerleaders and one of the male cheerleaders announced that they were trying out a new cheer which included the line “make them relinquish the ball”. It went over like a lead balloon. That cheerleader is now probably house minority leader in the Florida state legislature.)
You guys can dig into the archives if ya want, but I’m pretty sure Coach Tod never looked like Ming the Merciless.
*Bismo Funyuns borrowed without permission from Key & Peele, raising the stakes in the silly name game: