This Week in Milford

November 1, 2007

Long Weekend Single Post Extravaganza!

Filed under: kaz-bot, metapost — jasbeattie @ 8:00 am

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Due to the fact that I occasionally do other stuff besides blog about Gil Thorp, I’ll be out of town ’til Monday, (possibly vandalizing a rival comics blog by spray-painting it with both colors.)

I checked with KAZ-BOT the automatic blogging robot, but unfortunately he is currently incarcerated. Thus, what I’ve done for you fine readers is create this here post, so you can comment away until I get back…Perhaps the red Xes above will eventually turn into comics, perhaps not. If not, I have faith that you are smarter than Milford residents, and can somehow find the new comics on your own. See ya Monday!
 

September 25, 2007

Gone drinkin’.

Filed under: kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 8:00 am

Jason has left the safe confines of the blog-o-sphere for a few days. In his absence the automatic Gil Thorp blogging robot KAZ-BOT will be filling in! 

KAZ-BOT thinks this art is terrible. Also, KAZ-BOT would lock up those Valley Tech pranksters in Guantanamo. Why? Well, really, why not? Please analyze today’s strip without KAZ-BOT’s help…because KAZ-BOT is now off to KAZ-PUB.

September 24, 2007

KAZ-BOT could at least kick a field goal

Filed under: kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 8:00 am

Jason has left the safe confines of the blog-o-sphere for a few days. In his absence the automatic Gil Thorp blogging robot KAZ-BOT will be filling in! 

KAZ-BOT does not enjoy being a substitute after so long away, as KAZ-BOT is an intelligent BOT and does not follow this ridiculous comic if not forced to by Jason. All KAZ-BOT knows is that KAZ-BOT could score more than zero points against that crappy Oakwood team all by KAZ-BOT’s self.

September 22, 2007

Gil’s offensive gameplan

Filed under: Boredom in Milford, football, Gil Thorp, kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 2:25 pm

Hooray, it’s Gil’s office…always an interesting panel! As we can see, the trophy case is still empty and the door really needs to be cleaned off. Actually Gil should probably just get a  new one that’s wide enough to span the whole doorway. On a side note, local reporter Marjie Ducey is looking kinda hafway hot today (by “Gil Thorp” standards that is…)

So it only took Gil an entire game of Tony Casey suckage to realize his quarterback is awful. Good thing he has a (shhhh, it’s off the record) plan: The Trent Dilfer offense! If the opposing defense is gonna stack 16 guys at the line of scrimmage, then hell, instead of running the ball every play, Gil will mix it up with one yard screen passes and draw plays that won’t fool anyone. That should make for an exciting season of 10-0 defeats! Mark me down as on the “Bill Ritter: QB” bandwagon.

Speaking of 10-0, looks like those wacky Valley Tech kids have upped the stakes from mere pranksterism to misdemeanor building vandalism. Good for them! Anything to make the season more exciting. Gil’s already so excited he’s going to go get a gallon of paint remover, pour it on a towel and snort the fumes in his office…

And now a programming note: Hey folks, so I’ll be off for a couple days. In the meantime, KAZ-BOT will be filling in for me. Be sure to treat him with as much respect as you would give any automated robot blogger.

May 29, 2007

Explosive Commentary

Filed under: exploding mailboxes, kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 9:30 am

Jason has left the safe confines of the blog-o-sphere in order to go interact with other humans face-to-face for a few days. In his absence the automatic Gil Thorp blogging robot KAZ-BOT will be filling in!

KAZ-BOT answers reader questions today!

Hi KAZ-BOT. So what’s the deal, is Jason ever coming back?

KAZ-BOT believes the slacker human may resurface tomorrow. KAZ-BOT has certainly had enough of this nonsense for a few months and will not be posting again tomorrow.

What’s going on in the plot over the last few days?

KAZ-BOT feels the transpirings of Milford over the last 5 days are really too complex to go into detail here.

You said it. I certainly can’t believe what all happened myself. Everything certainly moved either too fast or too slow, was either confusing or dull, but most definitely was unrealistic and didn’t feature enough things blowing up.

KAZ-BOT feels there is no such thing as too many explosions.

One more, while I got you here…so why does Coach Kaz wear two giant pearl earrings?

Coach Kaz is a cyborg. Those aren’t earrings, they’re holes where death ray lasers shoot out when he gets mad.

Really?

 Nah. KAZ-BOT makes everything up like any good blogger. Now off to watch some huge explosions.

May 28, 2007

KAZ-BOTO comics!

Filed under: comic crossovers, kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 9:30 am

Jason has left the safe confines of the blog-o-sphere in order to go interact with other humans face-to-face for a few days. In his absence the automatic Gil Thorp blogging robot KAZ-BOT will be filling in!

KAZ-BOT: KAZ-BOT does not work holidays. KAZ-BOT’s non-union Mexican equivalent, KAZ-BOTO has taken over commentary for the day.

KAZ-BOTO: No compredo.

 KAZ-BOT: Habla abouto el comico “Gil Thorpo”, por favor!

KAZ-BOTO: Ah, si! El hombre “Blockhead Frankenstein.”  Muy bueno. Pero eso es mi comico favorito:

KAZ-BOT: Where the hell are their clothes? Who goes to the movies naked? What’s that about tequilla? Is that why they’re naked?

KAZ-BOTO: Es muy loco, no? No tienen pantalones!

KAZ-BOT: OK, KAZ-BOT gives up on this premise. Off to have some tequilla and go to the naked cinema. More tomorrow, if KAZ-BOT sobers up enough.

May 26, 2007

KAZ-BOT’s hero

Filed under: kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 12:30 pm

Jason has left the safe confines of the blog-o-sphere in order to go interact with other humans face-to-face for a few days. In his absence the automatic Gil Thorp blogging robot KAZ-BOT will be filling in!

Many have asked the important question: Who is KAZ-BOT’s hero?

This guy.

May 25, 2007

KAZ-BOT covers everything

Filed under: kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 9:30 am

Jason has left the safe confines of the blog-o-sphere in order to go interact with other humans face-to-face for a few days. In his absence the automatic Gil Thorp blogging robot KAZ-BOT will be filling in!

Cancer? Not cancer? Poorly drawn Gil. Unidentifiable object. Weird old guy spouting innuendo. Girls(?) engaging in some activity vaguely resembling a sport. Bad art on the walls. Weird hair. Sweatshirt from Connecticut. Name-dropping of some Michigan sportswriter’s cousin. Scary shadow people! The Bucket…always with the Bucket! Marty Moon sighting? Weirdos behind Marty Moon sighting! Fourteen plotlines started, zero resolved. More Stormy, mule!

Wow, covering this comic is easier than KAZ-BOT remembered.

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