P1: Shelby Hunter. Take her to The Bucket and hook her up to the rich dairy tube.
P2: The Bucket Featuring the Burger Plop.
P3: Mia Meeks. You’re up. Provide the sad back story of Scott’s ill fated little brother.
P1: Features background chow down by Hotdog McSportcoat.
P2: Loved bright colors. Loved to laugh. Loved walks in the rain. Loved mushing up his ice cream. Speaking of ice cream, take it easy on that shake, Shelby. You’re gonna suck your face right into that straw!
P3: Whoa Shelby, is that a milkshake or pipe bomb? (features drive-by by Flatty McSquarebutt) Oh, and Boo?
P1: Ms. Pinky, Jamjar, Screech and Phranc.
P2: Is that Scott getting de-tonsiled by the Corcoran player?
P3: Corcoran defender has a 360 degree rotating wrist?
P1: What are we looking at? Gil talking to the team? During a game? What is this strange practice?
P2: Boo Go Bonk!
P3: Step in, Kaz. Gil’s coaching gland is depleted already. Go over to Bonker McBoo and put your hand on his leg. No, your own leg. No wait, better just take an extra leg over there to put your hand on.
P1: Good game, Brian Keith.
P2: All the way from Sherwood Forest?
P3: A Paige Candy connection.
Thanks for enduring the laziest format. Happy Holidays everybody.