Juan Valdez works for my dad
“So, Elmer, you’re gonna continue this story yet another day, eh?”
“Yup! I figure if I’m gonna bore you with details, it might as well be all week.”
“It’s gone on so long, my wacky hair ball has doubled in size! And your mullet has gotten so long and flowing…Sexy!”
“Hold that thought. We’re headed to another flashback! In this one, we see how my dad’s massive hands and tiny blank clipboard got him far in the world of brick magic. After Old Man Dolan kicked it, there was nobody in charge, so Dad started showing up to work in a tie, yelling and pointing a lot, so folks figured he must be the asshole in charge. Eventually with his slick hair and groomed moustache, he was promoted to ‘Evil county commissioner villain in Mark Trail‘ but soon realized that he’d rather return to Gil Thorp than get punched in the face by Mark Trail’s fists o’ justice…so here we are.”
“Yawn.”
“Also, he installed a ceiling camera in our living room so he could monitor my mother and sisters at all times.”
“Fabulous. But will I get to hear more tomorrow?”
“Presuming Gil is still passed out drunk…yes.”
