The following is a test of the emergency KAZ-BOT system!
Wait, what is KAZ-BOT?
KAZ-BOT is an automated Gil Thorp blogger.
Why would you need an automated blogger?
Because the wife and I will be taking our much anticipated week-long honeymoon starting tomorrow!
Really? Where are you going?
Not telling. Can’t risk you all following us.
So does KAZ-BOT stand for something?
Uh, sure why not? How about “Kompu-Animated-Zingermaker (Blogger Out of Town).”
Come on…Zingermaker? You just made that up.
Yeah…I’m pretty much checked out.
What will KAZ-BOT do for me?
So here’s the deal: I’ve rigged ol’ KAZ-BOT to go on over to the comics.com site and pull the daily Gil comic for your relentless mocking. KAZ-BOT will do its best to critique the comic without actually reading it, so…well, be gentle. Enjoy a Jason-free week of Gil Thorp comics!
Aren’t you gonna talk about today’s comic?
Oh and uh, it seems that there is an exciting cliffhanger of some sort. Thousands of Brynna’s alien spawn have burst forth from Tyler’s sternum. How about that? Discuss.
That’s crappy analysis.
Shut up, I don’t even know who you are or how you got in here.