Panel 1 Translation:
Mr. Vargas: My severe procrastination of my family’s immigration issues and overall crappy parenting skills are getting my son deported. I guess I ought to look sad now.
Panel 2 Translation:
Gil: I’m sure glad that kid is getting deported. Now Christina Fifield will be ALL MINE!
Mr. Vargas: Hmmm…I could have started figuring this out fifteen years ago. But now I have fifteen minutes. What would Marty Moon do? Well, there’s enough time to hang myself in my office I guess.
Panel 3 Translation:
Man in Black: We’ve gotten some reports of a chinless mullet alien from Rigel 7 loose in this house, ma’am.
Giant Mrs. Vargas: You mean Elmer? He’s in his room.
Man in Black: Thanks ma’am. Now if you could, please look directly into this flashing light…