This Week in Milford

October 6, 2010

Tune In, Turn On, Ease Up

Filed under: Exploding Eyeball Syndrome, football, google nonsense, Uncategorized — nedryerson @ 3:58 am

10/5/10

So, I’m late for the celebration of the return of an exploding eyeball and Ease Up. Darn. You know who else likes to Ease Up? Leon Ashley & Margie Singleton, that’s who.

Ease Up!

10/6/10

…and then this happened. Duncan Daley is filled with rage because the Ghost won’t shut up, but the Ghost is just a jerk and this team needs him and his jerkiness so just Ease Up. New Ease Up*, now in tablet form:

*Ease Up may contain walrus parts and is not safe for children. Tell your doctor is you are drinking Ol’ Grandad before taking Ease Up. Known side effects of Ease Up include weight loss, insomnia, nervousness, hot dog finger, agitation, constipation, melting eyes syndrome, dry mouth, headache, nausea, exploding eyeballs, skin problems, tremors, excessive sweating, flaming butthole, hypomania, seizures, tinnitus, and unconscious blogging. Stop taking Ease Up if you just want to jack some Munchkin’s head.

Edited to add:

Commentor Dood pointed out this amazing similarity between these two recent pointers:

Point/Counterpoint indeed!

12 Comments »

  1. Ned, Ease Up side effects also include freak hands and excessive pointing at the reader. Torrie Peake shows us she has the same bad side effect as JamJar: https://gilthorp.wordpress.com/2010/08/26/moving-at-the-speed-of-golf/

    I say Dunkin’ should kill JamJar now so we can find someone new to hate.

    The official definition of “Ease Up” can be found here: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/ease+up

    Join the “Ease Up” Facebook page! http://www.facebook.com/EaseUp

    “Ease Up”…the official song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEpTsl3Q3aw

    “Ease Up”-the official festival: http://pacificfestival.com/artists/ease-up/

    Okay, I admit it, I got waaaay too much time on my hands. That’s what happens when you’re unemployed. Next, I’ll be hanging out in PUB with Gil.

    Comment by Regina — October 6, 2010 @ 4:34 am

  2. Is Leaon Ashley a Milford Alumnus? He has the hair for it.
    And how much of a loser is Margie Singleton? She couldn’t even get her picture on the album cover.

    I have a feeling that Wee JamJar is bout to get his finger bitten off.

    Isn’t it awesome how we haven’t seen the coaches at all in this game. Not even for a NOOOO!!!!! or a That’s a Hit! Gil and Kaz must have decided to turn complete control over to Cody and ease up at PUB. Hey, they’re listening to the game.

    Comment by DieClambakeDie — October 6, 2010 @ 7:13 am

  3. Point, counterpoint. Compare Torrey Peake’s close-up finger-pointing with Jamarr’s. Coincidence? I think not.

    Hey, Duncan, ease up! Oh, and na-nu, na-nu, too!

    Comment by Dood — October 6, 2010 @ 7:26 am

  4. Whew! What a relief for JamJar – Duncan isn’t allowed to kill him till after the season!

    Gil and Kaz would be listening to the game, but Marty mixed his Ease Up pills with Ol’ Granddad again and is yammering about the aliens that just landed on the field to take him home to the Mother Planet.

    Comment by jules — October 6, 2010 @ 7:27 am

  5. Ease Up also causes Geriatric Profanity Disorder.

    Comment by The Wrath of Oliver Khan — October 6, 2010 @ 7:38 am

  6. Duncan pointed first!

    Comment by nedryerson — October 6, 2010 @ 8:26 am

  7. Uhhh, gee Gil you really oughtta get Wally Lamb to look at the munchkin’s right hand. Shriveled thumb, stubby index finger, and enormous middle digit. Wonder if Ashley had anything to do with it?

    Comment by semperfi4evr — October 6, 2010 @ 9:45 am

  8. Ashley’s 1972 recording is at YouTube address below. Picture yourself in the stands during a Mudlark game then crank it up!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4jwE52vRa0

    Comment by semperfi4evr — October 6, 2010 @ 2:24 pm

  9. the reason the coaches havent been seen is gil has torrey pines bent over a blocking shed on the jv field and coach kaz (private eye ) is selling popcorn in the stands to find if that dope who lost 80 bucks parents are wearing mudlark gear

    Comment by mr120zcan — October 6, 2010 @ 3:33 pm

  10. 12oz, you are the best. Howling over the picture of Torrey, Gil, and the blocking sled…

    Comment by vaganova — October 6, 2010 @ 3:54 pm

  11. Hey Regina, I didn’t mean to slight you by not noting that you pointed out (see what I did there?) the Jamarr Torrey similarity. Your comment got caught in moderation (I guess because of all the links).

    I hope nobody has a beef with me, but there probably won’t be a post today.

    Comment by Ned Ryerson — October 7, 2010 @ 3:56 am

  12. Mmmmmm, walrus parts!

    Comment by jvwalt — October 7, 2010 @ 3:22 pm


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