Hey everyone, guess what! Milford has a girls’ basketball team now! And
Michael Strahan Tasha Somebody-or-other wants to intimidate people by means other than frightening them with an extreme close-up of her mug. So why not get the Milford M, inked on using the standard 1952 Viewmaster equipment?
Regulations require that as soon as Tasha Strahan comes onto the court, for their own safety everyone must keep their eyes closed at all times…It’s like an Arc of the Covenant kinda thing. So the fact that anyone has scored or rebounded at all is a minor miracle. Hope you’ve been keeping your eyes closed too. Bonk! Let’s just move on…
Yes, Kayla. The tattoo wields magical rebounding power. Now Trisha is off to ask how much it takes to tat the ugly off her face. Now that would be magic.
Meanwhile, the real magic of tattoos we’re learning is they are beginning to turn Kaz into a whiny bitch. Oh Kaz…please don’t complaining about your bad-ass accessories. What next? You’re not going to tire of the mullet and pearl earrings are you? (Don’t you remember when you kicked ass?)