This Week in Milford

July 25, 2012

Molly Kinsella in: The great summer hand job caper!

Filed under: Boredom in Milford, freak hands, Gil Thorp, golf — jasbeattie @ 11:57 am

7/23/12

“Sorry, coach, that one-armed hockey player story only uplifted me 25%.”
“OK then, how about a guy with no arms or legs who threw out the first pitch?”
“That works. As long as he doesn’t give me four cufflinks when he’s done with me.”

7/24/12

“I don’t want to interrupt my brother, what with all these arms I’m using. Can you go flirt with him please?”
“Sure, just give me his phone number and I’ll text some pics of me.”

7/25/12

Summer lovin’ happened so fast!
Summer lovin’ it sure kicks ass!

(Tell me more, tell me more)
(Like does he have a hand?)
(Tell me more, tell me more)
(Like what’s with that wristband?)

Summer lovin’ ends with a sob!
Now that Gil outsourced his job!

(Say no more, say no more)
(Gil’s a slacker again…)
(Say no more, say no more)
(Now let’s go find the gin!)

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11 Comments »

  1. I’m just…here. Oh, who the hell am I kidding? Bring on the soda carton-bikini action! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Mol-eee, Mol-eee…

    Comment by Dood — July 25, 2012 @ 12:27 pm

  2. Summer Nights – brilliant, Jason!

    Steve Boone (SB) and Gildo have the same wristband – is it a membership token in the “drink all day” club at the PUB?

    Comment by milfordian — July 26, 2012 @ 5:55 am

  3. I don’t recall the McLaughlin drawn Steve Boone having freckles, but I guess they are a requirement for anyone crushing on Molly Kinsella. See Bill Hawkins and Cassie Corman…

    Comment by billytheskink — July 26, 2012 @ 6:53 am

  4. Kudos Jason, O Mighty Master of Snark! The perfect parry to this protracted paragon of piffle.

    7/24 P1:”Hey Tall One! I’m all effed up on crystal meth; if you take my crap back to the shed so my peeps don’t see me I’ll share somma my next score wif ya!”.

    Comment by semperfi4evr — July 26, 2012 @ 9:13 am

  5. Now let’s hear “Tarzan Nights!” It’s Gail Martin’s (she’s the rock ‘n’ roll Carole King) biggest hit! HRONK! FOOZLE! Huh.

    Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — July 26, 2012 @ 2:32 pm

  6. That’s “Tarzana Nights.” (How embarrassing!)

    Comment by Don, the Rebel without a Blog — July 26, 2012 @ 2:33 pm

  7. if molly ends up spreading those legs to steve like darby did to various milford studs i call shenaigans

    Comment by mr12ozcan — July 26, 2012 @ 6:08 pm

  8. I call sloppy seconds

    Comment by Knoxy — July 26, 2012 @ 7:00 pm

  9. Once again, Gil throws his heart and soul into his outreach effort. “Hey, come back if ya feel like it. I might even be here, if I’n not at PUB.”

    And it’s bad enough that Steve lost his left arm — something horrible happened to his right hand as well. In 7/24 panel 3, it looks like it got caught in a vise. Ouch!

    Comment by jvwalt — July 26, 2012 @ 9:06 pm

  10. The syndicate obviously doesn’t have anyone who can read or they would have stopped the extraneous hand a long time ago.
    Now they are gravity challenged. A slight tilt and things fall out of the bag. Then we would see up the girl’s short skirt. Never mind.

    Comment by Dale — July 27, 2012 @ 2:22 pm

  11. great job as always on the Summer Lovin’ LOL — you rule Jason

    Got a kick out of him swinging the golf club today, while Gil was hung over from last night

    Comment by Gil'sBarber — July 28, 2012 @ 8:32 pm


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