This Week in Milford

November 15, 2012

There’s No I In Monotony

Filed under: Exploding Eyeball Syndrome, freak hands, Milford Idiots — nedryerson @ 4:55 am


“The offensive line? Which ones are those? Those guys what throw all the flags at me? Those stripes are pretty offensive, but I’ve never seen them in a line. And who are you again? Where’d that other guy go, the older guy with the face like a clenched fist? He’s the one that told me to go out there and run around and hit people. I’m not sure I much like your pansy game anyway, Coach Freckles.”


Oooo, snappy inner thought comeback, Irish kid. There’s also an I in impetigo, Steve. Maybe you should have a doctor look at your face.  Maybe wash down those tackling dummies too.

Later… in the library, Terry Gallagher, with the plastic novelty hand. Is this the part where I yell “Clue” ? (I can’t remember how that game was played.)


“It’s annoying some people, like that guy you’ve been bearding around, what’s ‘is name, Cheep? Also that one armed guy with all the spots on his mug. Oh yeah and the zebra stripe guys. Plus that Dan Douche guy is annoying me with some jibba jabba I don’t even understand, but the ladies seem to be eating this act up with a spoon. That, my darling, is what I call a winning formula. Now if you didn’t call me here for a snog in Biographies, I think there’s a bird who’s keen for a bit of business over in Earth Sciences. Oh, and your eye looks funny. Don’t you people have National Health?”

Later…that’s okay, Cyndy. How were you supposed to know that he was really Iron Balls McGinty?



  1. Hey, a Milford teenager girl that isn’t a complete hosebag! If you need free loving, TGal – I’m sure Mimi is looking for a pool-boy replacement now that the summer is over.

    Where it hurts: going to tell the PUB that TGal isn’t of legal drinking age? Like that’s ever mattered at the PUB. Going to tell Angie Sanchez that she is being two-timed, and let her posse fix TGal?

    No, she is going to have the DDoy start spreading comic/negative publicity about TGal, but we will never find out what was in it for DDoy in the first place. Boring….

    Comment by milfordian — November 15, 2012 @ 8:10 am

  2. A book about HEWTOM, I’m intrigued…

    Comment by billytheskink — November 15, 2012 @ 8:11 am

  3. 11/14 panel 3. The Milford Mothers for Morality must have extracted an entire set of shelves. Bad idea. Now the kids have room to really play house back in the stacks.

    Comment by Dale — November 15, 2012 @ 10:33 am

  4. 2. billytheskink: Isn’t HEWTOM one of the founding fathers of Mufnrd? Must be a biography.

    Comment by semperfi4evr — November 15, 2012 @ 12:51 pm

  5. Pay to the order of … Iron Balls McGinty … one dollar and NINE CENTS!

    Comment by Spencer — November 16, 2012 @ 7:35 am

  6. Oh my gawd I am confused! Marty Moon where are ye when I need ye?

    Comment by Gil'sBarber — November 16, 2012 @ 5:22 pm

  7. I love the snark on Comics Curmudgeon today (Josh, via Uncle whoever) saying why would anyone think a football player has/ needs an ego. Too funny and too true, even in high school!

    Comment by Gil'sBarber — November 16, 2012 @ 5:30 pm

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