Tied for first place in the Valley? OMG! Is Milford on the verge of winning title? We can barely contain our enthusiasm! Uh-oh! Some type of injury? OMG! Is Milford on the verge of not winning a title, aka doing what they have been doing forever?
Look at that sputtering offense! Is that guy sputter punting? Also, should there be some concern about losing Miles Paris to injury? We don’t know, because the relative skills and abilities of these players has taken a back seat to the Doyle Dane/Terry Gallagher Show this season.
aaaaand another “teachable moment”? Oh please, make this crap stop!
Seamless. Efficient. Anonymous. Boring. Unimaginative. Ho-hum. Repetitive. Trite. Punchless. Shallow.
Hey, are you pointing at us Boone? Should we “Go Milfo”?
“Hi, I’m Gil Thorp, your coach. You know, we might be able to win the conference title. Hey, has anything else been going on this season? Fill me in, guys.”
“Well, coach, Irish Kid started getting lots of…”
Meanwhile, this domestic scene at the Gallagher’s is sure to be enough to make us all want to abandon this strip and go get thoroughly banjaxed! (Then we’ll totally “go Milfo”!)
“Son, no offense, but you’re a tool. A banjaxed tool. I don’t know this Ding Dong guy or what his strategy might be, but if you’ve been listening to him up until now, he must be a tool too. Maybe you might want to stop listening to him.”
“But, he has multiple prongs!”
“Son, he sounds like a major prong, a banjaxed prong.”
Sincerity, eh? I’m sincerely banjaxed with these eejits. Snore.