Yes, Terry pulling a little red wagon full of bouquets of flowers through the high school, distributing them to all of Milford’s irritated girls (along with trial sized tubes of Vagisil) is really the way to win them back! What do I know, I haven’t been in high school in almost thirty years. It seems to me though that if girls were getting bent out of shape about…wait what were they pissed about, whatever was in that social media campaign, oh who knows, suffice to say that they had cooled to Terry? What I’m trying to say is that Terry was openly playing the field and that didn’t seem to represent a problem with the girls. Is this the way it is, guys are all players and girls are fine being in the harem, or they’re all players too and it’s all just one big orgy? I dunno. Maybe Terry’s just an eejit. Let’s move on to Marjie.
Shorter Marjie: Even you shouldn’t screw this one up, Gil.
Wow, it get’s late early around here…dramatic tension!
Dramatic tension payoff aaaaaaaand….
WTF!? That ref is missing half his stripes! Where’d they go? Oh wait….PASS INTERFERENCE?What’s the meaning of this? Clearly you can see that, um, well, actually nothing is clear, so more dramatic tension and see what develops.
Is that Shadow Eejit in Panel 1, bursting out of the frame? Very turtle-y.