Forget the dramatic tension, look at that cottony soft beard on Coach Shaw! It looks like a craft project, like cotton balls glued onto a ceramic mug. Actually, that consistency continues all the way up onto Shaw’s head. All of his facial and head hair is glued on batting of some sort, like what you spread around on the floor under your Christmas tree to simulate snow. His hair could also be made out of Play Doh, like something produced at the Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop. It is magnificent hair.
Oh yeah, the game. Milford got hosed. Terry learns a valuable lesson in something and we wait to see what happens, paralyzed by tension.
No title, but a winning season. Not that we want this to drag on on any further, but are there no playdowns in football? Is the regular season title the ultimate prize? Does anybody care at this point?
A further question: Does Valley Tech have locker rooms or showers or anything? No? Whatever. Let’s make that bus ride as uncomfortable and smelly as possible.
So, this fall plot limps over the finish line, calling back a lame joke and leaving us in the dark about Doyle Dong’s motivations (probably). It seems as if his “sincerity, that might work” line was the summation of his whole story. And then this, a money shot, of sorts, two radish roses to the face
Let’s hang the peach baskets and hope for the best.