Ric Devore really got the short end of the stick. Last season, he was a promising slender soph and this season, he’s just a pawn in a game of weeks late “coaching” by Gil Thorp. You still have next year to look forward to, Ric. Maybe you can come out of the closet, join the Backyard Tire Fire street team or get a mysterious recruiting letter from the College of Charleston.
Uh, Gil, have you heard of a little blog called This Week in Milford.
A blog? What is it?
It’s a kind of website with posts and comments, but that’s not important right now. Let’s just say that the ridiculousness of these developments almost killed a guy!
Killed a guy? Wow.
Okay, that was a bit of an exaggeration, but, seriously Gil. Try and keep up. Why don’t you take a day and sort it all out, then call in the “star” of this winter plot to recap the lesson he’s learned already and maybe rib him a little about how he’s responsible for the gullibility of his trogladytic teammates?