This Week in Milford

June 13, 2013

Knox Foley Pocket Squares Available In The Gift Shop

Filed under: Coffee Cantina, freak hands, Milford Idiots — nedryerson @ 8:52 am


Nobody listens to you Knox Foley, but somehow Darby keeps agreeing to come see you at the Coffee Cantina to reject you. Well, technically, the last time she was stringing him along apparently. Now comes the rejection. No go, sport.


Wha? You must be crazy, my reading of the law suggests that you could get like a bajillion dollars from the grocery store!

No go, sport.

Okay, but I still got a shot at getting in your pants, huh? Why else would you keep coming out to see me? Are you just rubbing my nose in the fact that you hate me like everybody else because I’m a contemptible loudmouth? Is that it? Why can’t I read the signs?


Ow, coach, your freak hand is crushing my clavicle!

Meanwhile….hmm, Geoff McKay? So this is the slacker actual lawyer who should be doing all the legwork that Knox has been doing (and doing poorly, and unethically and illegally and illogically etc. etc.). Geoff McKay looks like a turtle, with a scrawny head sticking out of a big rounded shell. I don’t how much lawyering he could be expected to do.

And now the BIG REVEAL, the actual SpeeCo off the highway by Miller Rd. slip and fall plaintiff, and it’s……Gil’s dad?



  1. Jimmy’s dad should get Perry Mason to represent him. Perry never loses a case.

    Comment by Bobby Joe — June 13, 2013 @ 8:59 am

  2. My first take on the client was that it was Gil until I noticed the aging… say this for him, he’s the only person in today’s strip with discernible pupils.

    I am eager to see how the depo goes. I especially look forward to Knoxious’ inappropriate and non-sensical interjections at inopportune moments.

    Comment by TimP — June 13, 2013 @ 9:33 am

  3. Clearly, the fall has affected Gil’s dad’s ability to speak in complete sentences.

    “What pumps, Marty?”

    Comment by Dood — June 13, 2013 @ 9:59 am

  4. By the way, 6/11 panel 3 indicates that it’s “Open Puke” night at the Coffee Cantina.

    Comment by Dood — June 13, 2013 @ 10:01 am

  5. Darbs, what a tease!! Wearing the ol’ schoolgirl outfit. P4- Darbs: “Now wouldn’t you just love to pull up my pleated skirt [I’m commando], put me over your knee and spank me? Well, it ain’t never gonna happen you Jurisprudent Jerkhole! I enjoy dumping on you so much I’m gonna go to the ladies room and pleasure myself.”

    Comment by semperfi4evr — June 13, 2013 @ 11:12 am

  6. After reading panel 3 about a dozen times, I finally detected the missing word people are complaining about.

    This looks more like a trial than a deposition. Lawyers from both sides would be there, but the parties to the suit?
    Do they depose the plaintiff? Seems like they would be in a negotiation/mediation process.
    Mr. J, keep your mouth shut until the trial, you know, that place where the plaintiff has to present EVIDENCE.

    Comment by Dale — June 13, 2013 @ 12:31 pm

  7. Has Jimmy mentioned to his father and the attorney that Knox has been talking about the case all over the school AND that Coach Thorp actually ran a mock trial?
    Probably not. That would be like Mark Trail calling the authorities instead of doing his own investigations and captures.

    Comment by Dale — June 13, 2013 @ 3:25 pm

  8. All excellent points, Dale. I think Jarbo’s attorney has grounds to apply for both a change of venue and a provisional castration of Knox, though I suspect Darby will take care of the latter anyway.

    Comment by vaganova — June 13, 2013 @ 5:00 pm

  9. I thought this was a small mom and pop station. “I was at one of the far pumps, like 18 or 20, row three, about 6 rows from the end”. Are we in for 2 months of legal bullshit or what……golf is calling………….

    Comment by Knoxy — June 13, 2013 @ 7:07 pm

  10. It hasn’t been established what Mr. Jarbo’s ownership position is. Jimmy’s “at least it’s after work” makes no sense, but could indicate Mr. J is just a paid employee.

    Comment by Dale — June 13, 2013 @ 11:13 pm

  11. How could everyone miss it?!?! Geoff McKay is Mr. Baskt!!! Look him up!

    Comment by milfordian — June 14, 2013 @ 8:39 am

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